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FuriousGiorge
The Universe comes one step closer to collapsing in on itself, giving out one last loud squish before oblivion engulfs us all
January 09, 2007 at 10:26PM View BBCode
[url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242606,00.html]Squish[/url].
FuriousGiorge
January 09, 2007 at 10:35PM View BBCode
That's just because you're constantly rubbing Ben Gay all over your body.
FuriousGiorge
O'Reilly plays along with Colbert's bit on both shows, laughing and having a good time, perhaps making one or two lighthearted jabs, all the while being subtly worked-over by the vastly superior intellect of Colbert. He then goes on his show the next day and bemoans the Secular Progressives (tm) in the media, like Colbert, who are warping the perceptions of normal people to make them think that George Bush isn't a super-genius, that illegal immigrants don't commit 95% of all crimes in this country and that the Earth wasn't created 6000 years ago and populated by human beings who rode dinosaurs until the Great Flood washed them away. From the safety of his bully pulpit he will eviscerate, in his own adorable Special Ed way, Stephen Colbert and his spot-on Bill O'Reilly impression, and talking bobblehead Michelle Malkin will vehemently agree with him while gunning down people who look swarthy and vaguely Middle Eastern who pass her on the street.
January 09, 2007 at 10:47PM View BBCode
That was a weird thing to say, considering that I haven't made any particularly controversial political statements in this thread. Unless it was a request that was completely on the level, in which case I have a prediction...O'Reilly plays along with Colbert's bit on both shows, laughing and having a good time, perhaps making one or two lighthearted jabs, all the while being subtly worked-over by the vastly superior intellect of Colbert. He then goes on his show the next day and bemoans the Secular Progressives (tm) in the media, like Colbert, who are warping the perceptions of normal people to make them think that George Bush isn't a super-genius, that illegal immigrants don't commit 95% of all crimes in this country and that the Earth wasn't created 6000 years ago and populated by human beings who rode dinosaurs until the Great Flood washed them away. From the safety of his bully pulpit he will eviscerate, in his own adorable Special Ed way, Stephen Colbert and his spot-on Bill O'Reilly impression, and talking bobblehead Michelle Malkin will vehemently agree with him while gunning down people who look swarthy and vaguely Middle Eastern who pass her on the street.
kannc6
That said I would have to agree wthat after seeing O'Reilly on Letterman, he will be destroyed by the much more talented Colbert.. Letterman made him look like a fool...egad what will Colbert do...and I agree Oreilly will come back later and preach to his 5% and they will believe, buut no one else is drinking the Kool-Aid anymore...
January 10, 2007 at 12:19AM View BBCode
It was on the level FG.. I didn't what your opinon is here and wanted to know before I snarked on you...That said I would have to agree wthat after seeing O'Reilly on Letterman, he will be destroyed by the much more talented Colbert.. Letterman made him look like a fool...egad what will Colbert do...and I agree Oreilly will come back later and preach to his 5% and they will believe, buut no one else is drinking the Kool-Aid anymore...
nbn_ckh3
I can't believe he trademarked "Secular Progressives"... (what a fag).
January 10, 2007 at 05:50AM View BBCode
I just think it will make some good TV.I can't believe he trademarked "Secular Progressives"... (what a fag).
nbn_ckh3
I must try and keep up.
January 10, 2007 at 09:17AM View BBCode
Oh, were you kidding about that?I must try and keep up.
sycophantman
January 10, 2007 at 02:28PM View BBCode
Are you still trying to appear witty nbn? How adorable...
sycophantman
January 10, 2007 at 02:38PM View BBCode
Only fags bemoan the use of the term 'fag', fag...
nbn_ckh3
Sorry to have disturbed you all.
Umm... I have to go and play D and D now.
January 11, 2007 at 04:33AM View BBCode
Wow, this has turned into quite a "me bashing" thread.Sorry to have disturbed you all.
Umm... I have to go and play D and D now.
sycophantman
January 11, 2007 at 02:08PM View BBCode
You're not playing Advanced Dungeons and Dragons? Tool...
kannc6
January 11, 2007 at 02:12PM View BBCode
Watching you dweebs talk about D&D gives me the self-same feeling of superiority that my "manufactured housing located" cousins get from watching COPS... No matter how trashy (or nerdy) you have become, there is always some just a little more committed.
sycophantman
January 11, 2007 at 02:18PM View BBCode
I thought you beat up hobos for that sense of completion...?
kannc6
January 11, 2007 at 02:55PM View BBCode
restraining order now keeps me at least 1000 feet from the railyards...
drunkengoat
JA!
January 11, 2007 at 05:52PM View formatted
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But I liked the Hitlers.
JA!
sycophantman
January 12, 2007 at 01:54PM View BBCode
It was time to move on, the Hitlers would have wanted it that way...
FuriousGiorge
January 19, 2007 at 03:12AM View BBCode
I was all set to watch BOR. I set up "The Office" to be recorded and everything. And then I put on Fox News, and BillO's face came on, and he said a few words, and I bailed. It was easily the fastest I have ever quit something in my life. I just....I wasn't prepared. The pain hit me all at once. I couldn't handle it. If anyone watched him, and something interesting or funny happened, perhaps they'll share. Otherwise, I'll have to grit my teeth through BillO on the Report, where at least I'll know that Colbert will have home field advantage.
kannc6
Here it is... Just not that funny...Seemed like Colbert had the one joke that played throughout the entire piece....Billo was his usual moronic self when trying to be hip...
January 19, 2007 at 03:21AM View BBCode
http://www.crooksandliars.com/Here it is... Just not that funny...Seemed like Colbert had the one joke that played throughout the entire piece....Billo was his usual moronic self when trying to be hip...
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