August 01, 2006 at 08:18PM View BBCode
[color=Black][/color]I guess for my first post back, i'll go for hitters, since ya'll got down pitchers already (i maintain that the big train is the greatest ever: 417 wins, 110 shutouts, come on). It doesn't matter if ur guy is or was a pure hitter or not. My choice is Pujols. Yea, he is only in his sixth season, and yea his RBI, AVG, HR and hits totals have a pattern or rising and droping, but he is very consistent and just keeps better and better. I'm sure some one will take me to task for this, so what. Pujols reminds me of Robinson (frank).August 01, 2006 at 08:19PM View BBCode
That's a terrible choice. Go outside and flog yourself.August 01, 2006 at 08:26PM View BBCode
If you don't make eye-contact, maybe it will go away.August 01, 2006 at 08:32PM View BBCode
Originally posted by whiskybear[color=Black][/color]
If you don't make eye-contact, maybe it will go away.
August 01, 2006 at 08:37PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge[color=Black][/color]
That's a terrible choice. Go outside and flog yourself.
August 01, 2006 at 08:49PM View BBCode
No, but this is about hitting a ball. Pujols doesn't need to steal home (although he has added a running gm now, 16 sb's last year) to prove he is the greatest hitter. Nice try, really, but you got to come with somethin stronger buddy.August 01, 2006 at 08:51PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge[color=Black][/color]
Has he ever shot down CommieNazis?
August 01, 2006 at 08:53PM View BBCode
Originally posted by Smocko[color=Black][/color]
Or did he have... a surprizingly large nose?
August 01, 2006 at 08:54PM View BBCode
Originally posted by Smocko[color=Black][/color]
I think we need more pictures.
August 01, 2006 at 08:58PM View BBCode
I can't do anything as sexy as that. But I can come close:August 01, 2006 at 09:02PM View formatted
August 01, 2006 at 09:04PM View BBCode
I bet he was never chased around the bases by two creepy-looking white dudes.August 01, 2006 at 09:07PM View BBCode
Originally posted by Smocko[color=Black][/color]
Shown here: Marilyn laughing at ironhorse.
August 01, 2006 at 09:08PM View BBCode
He certainly never...has done nothing interesting or even remotely comical in his natural life.August 01, 2006 at 09:09PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
Meh, Nixon was overrated as a hitter.
August 01, 2006 at 09:11PM View BBCode
Does Albert Pujols.... always look like he wants to die?August 01, 2006 at 09:11PM View BBCode
Originally posted by whiskybear[color=Black][/color]
Ooh, I want to play!
You guys took all the good ones, but I'll give it a try:
Did he ever...have a ball, cocksucker?