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FuriousGiorge
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bayless/060320]Skip Bayless...does not like...white people.[/url]
And, as an added bonus for our first dip into the twisted world of Mr. Bayless's Funtime Carnival, [url=http://vandusen.blogspot.com/2006/02/columns-about-important-events-in.html]he ain't too fond of Jesus, either[/url]
Skip Bayless: Unloved Asshat
March 21, 2006 at 06:11AM View BBCode
Instead of making a new post every time Skeletor writes another of his Bottomless Pit of Hate columns, I'm going to simply confine them to one thread, where we can all witness the man's slow downward spiral into madness.[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bayless/060320]Skip Bayless...does not like...white people.[/url]
And, as an added bonus for our first dip into the twisted world of Mr. Bayless's Funtime Carnival, [url=http://vandusen.blogspot.com/2006/02/columns-about-important-events-in.html]he ain't too fond of Jesus, either[/url]
sycophantman
March 21, 2006 at 01:34PM View BBCode
Skip Bayless is what God warned us about when he told us to avoid ass-monkeys with a grudge and a typewriter, it was in Leviticus I believe...
drunkengoat
Plus, Woody's got a better tan.
March 21, 2006 at 03:24PM View BBCode
Now you see why I love Woody Paige so much. The lesser of two evils.Plus, Woody's got a better tan.
JollyGreenGiant
[Edited on 3-22-2006 by JollyGreenGiant]
March 22, 2006 at 06:26AM View BBCode
Man, Skippy said something so very idiotic today on Cold Pizza today, but I just can't quite remember. I hope it does come back to me though so we can all point and laugh at him.[Edited on 3-22-2006 by JollyGreenGiant]
bobcat73
March 23, 2006 at 02:24AM View BBCode
I do not read the mans colums nor watch Cold Pizza because both Skip and Woody are major Jack Offs.
sycophantman
March 23, 2006 at 11:39AM View BBCode
Say what you will about Woody Paige's skills at commentary, which are admittedly lame, but the man is a genius when he starts freestyle rapping. He can drop some sick fucking rhymes, yo...
FuriousGiorge
"WE WERE SENT IT....WE HAD NO IDEA..BUT THE INCESSANT WHINING...MEANS I WON'T GIVE YOU CREDIT NOW..GET OVER IT
CC"
Or, if you prefer:
"yea..losing a lot of sleep.
it was sent to us.....we had no idea...we don't troll message boards all day
unlike...um...you
cc"
And perhaps, one more for good measure:
"We had no idea...it was sent to us...but since the e-mails to us..have
been so immature..it will assure we never give michigan credit for it
cc"
So to you, Mr. Cowherd, I present this token of my appreciation for your continued diligence toward all things asshat and asshat-related:
[color=red] "Colin Cowherd, Asshat-in-training"[/color]
[Edited on 3-24-2006 by FuriousGiorge]
March 24, 2006 at 10:17PM View BBCode
While Mr. Bayliss certainly has the "All-Time Asshat" title firmly in his skeletal grip, that does not mean that there aren't plenty of Asshat awards to go around. Today's award, this week's award and, really, this year's award could very easily go to one Colin Cowherd. If any of you ever listen to ESPN Radio (I do occasionally during the day) you are probably familiar with Mr. Cowherd's show. If you have half a brain you are probably saying to yourself, "Well yeah, I know the show is execrable, self-aggrandizing detritus that I scrape off my shoe after it's over. So what?" Well I'll tell you. Apparently, Mr. Cowherd, on air, read parts of [url=http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2006/03/m-zone-wonderlic-test.html]this bit[/url] and credited to "The internet". An honest mistake, certainly, and one that is easily correctable once one is informed of their error. Which Mr. Cowherd, of course, proceeded to fail to do. His response on being asked by the original author to be given credit read,"WE WERE SENT IT....WE HAD NO IDEA..BUT THE INCESSANT WHINING...MEANS I WON'T GIVE YOU CREDIT NOW..GET OVER IT
CC"
Or, if you prefer:
"yea..losing a lot of sleep.
it was sent to us.....we had no idea...we don't troll message boards all day
unlike...um...you
cc"
And perhaps, one more for good measure:
"We had no idea...it was sent to us...but since the e-mails to us..have
been so immature..it will assure we never give michigan credit for it
cc"
So to you, Mr. Cowherd, I present this token of my appreciation for your continued diligence toward all things asshat and asshat-related:
[color=red] "Colin Cowherd, Asshat-in-training"[/color]
[Edited on 3-24-2006 by FuriousGiorge]
FuriousGiorge
"Nike has a rocket scientist named Rock Ishii who constantly invents new balls and drivers for Tiger. That's why Tom Pernice Jr. asked for Tiger's driver to be checked by officials last year -- and why Vijay Singh recently asked for Phil Mickelson's to be tested. You can't know for sure who's getting away with what.
But who really pays? Guys like me.
Last summer, I tried sticking with my year-old Titleist driver. Maybe it was all in my head -- or my swing -- but buddies with Barkley swings were blowing tee shots 30 yards past me with their new rocket launchers.
So now I'm poring over the ads for new drivers."
I'll give everyone a moment to compose themselves - I've been crying nonstop for the past 15 minutes thinking about the tragedy of Skip having to shell out a few hundred bucks every year for a new club so he can impress Thurston and Lovie over at Exclusive Membership Country Club.
April 07, 2006 at 05:42PM View formatted
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First, I actually agree with the premise of [url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bayless/060407]Skeletor's latest hate-filled rant[/url], which is that the lengthening of the Masters (and golf courses in general) to accomodate longer and longer hitting clubs is bad for the sport. Interspersed was some genuine, 100% classic Skip. It's completely disjointed, so I'll try to sum up using non-contiguous paragraphs:
"Nike has a rocket scientist named Rock Ishii who constantly invents new balls and drivers for Tiger. That's why Tom Pernice Jr. asked for Tiger's driver to be checked by officials last year -- and why Vijay Singh recently asked for Phil Mickelson's to be tested. You can't know for sure who's getting away with what.
But who really pays? Guys like me.
Last summer, I tried sticking with my year-old Titleist driver. Maybe it was all in my head -- or my swing -- but buddies with Barkley swings were blowing tee shots 30 yards past me with their new rocket launchers.
So now I'm poring over the ads for new drivers."
I'll give everyone a moment to compose themselves - I've been crying nonstop for the past 15 minutes thinking about the tragedy of Skip having to shell out a few hundred bucks every year for a new club so he can impress Thurston and Lovie over at Exclusive Membership Country Club.
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