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bobcat73
Zombie Plan
December 16, 2008 at 01:11AM View BBCode
Do any OT'ers have a plan in case of a zombie out break?
FuriousGiorge
December 16, 2008 at 01:22AM View formatted
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Why fight it? You get to eat delicious people. You don't have any more worries except how to get your hands on more delicious people. And, depending on the zombie continuity, you get crazy strong. Rip people's limbs off with your bare hands strong. Man, I wish I was a zombie right now.
drunkengoat
Then it's bye bye watermelon, er, head.
December 16, 2008 at 01:24AM View BBCode
Nah, because no matter where you go as a zombie, you'll eventually run into a Marine that actually knows how to work a .50 cal.Then it's bye bye watermelon, er, head.
FuriousGiorge
December 16, 2008 at 01:33AM View BBCode
It's a risk. But then you know what would be even worse? Having your guts eaten by a zombie while you were still alive.
drunkengoat
This is for fightin, this is for censored zombie corpses in the ass for fun.
December 16, 2008 at 01:42AM View BBCode
This is my rifle, this is my gun,This is for fightin, this is for censored zombie corpses in the ass for fun.
sycophantman
Any instance, anytime. Can you see the Lou in this picture? That's funny, because all I see is tacky furniture and an instrument of death.
December 16, 2008 at 01:53AM View BBCode
Lou has top-notch military training to keep him alive in the event of a zombie incident. Indeed, they have trained him to be prepared in any instance.Any instance, anytime. Can you see the Lou in this picture? That's funny, because all I see is tacky furniture and an instrument of death.
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bobcat73
This how you become a zombie. Unless you think the herd idea is plausible.
The Herd being people in highly populated areas in the event of a major outbreak behave as zombies, not thru infection or a hope of avoiding infection only because they give up on life. Imitating prey rather then preditors and acting as a herd for the safety.
December 16, 2008 at 02:26AM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
It's a risk. But then you know what would be even worse? Having your guts eaten by a zombie while you were still alive.
This how you become a zombie. Unless you think the herd idea is plausible.
The Herd being people in highly populated areas in the event of a major outbreak behave as zombies, not thru infection or a hope of avoiding infection only because they give up on life. Imitating prey rather then preditors and acting as a herd for the safety.
FuriousGiorge
December 16, 2008 at 03:32AM View BBCode
No no no. If they eat all your guts and everything, then you're just dead. You become a zombie by just being bitten by one.
whiskybear
December 16, 2008 at 03:46AM View BBCode
Craig, if you were a zombie and I was a human fighting for survival I would totally lawnmower you in the face.
FuriousGiorge
December 16, 2008 at 03:54AM View BBCode
Yeah, well, in that continuity my guts would come alive all by themselves and strangle you to death.
whiskybear
December 16, 2008 at 04:02AM View BBCode
(I've never seen a zombie movie, not one, I just know about the lawnmower thing.)
Benne
December 16, 2008 at 04:03AM View BBCode
I've got my cricket bat and witty one-liners locked and loaded.
bobcat73
That Sir is one hell of a plan.
December 16, 2008 at 04:18AM View BBCode
Originally posted by Benne
I've got my cricket bat and witty one-liners locked and loaded.
That Sir is one hell of a plan.
FuriousGiorge
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkaz_gT7mAY]This[/url] (Probably NSFW unless you work in, I don't know, an abattoir.)
December 16, 2008 at 04:24AM View BBCode
Originally posted by whiskybear
(I've never seen a zombie movie, not one, I just know about the lawnmower thing.)
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkaz_gT7mAY]This[/url] (Probably NSFW unless you work in, I don't know, an abattoir.)
Benne
December 16, 2008 at 04:34AM View BBCode
If Craig comes after me, his head is totally going in the blender.
FuriousGiorge
December 16, 2008 at 04:49AM View BBCode
It gets worse. Lionel's mother becomes this big giant zombie and she ends up rebirthing him, but not voluntarily. It's not hyperbole when I say that Dead Alive is the best thing in the history of the universe.
whiskybear
December 16, 2008 at 04:58AM View BBCode
The part where the walking spinal cord attacks the girl is pretty inspired.
whiskybear
December 16, 2008 at 05:03AM View BBCode
So I just want to make sure I'm clear on this -- everyone does kind of think the Zombie Apocalypse would be kind of really awesome, right? I mean, for reals and all, right? Because -- given the proper armaments -- I think the Zombie Apocalypse would be kind of really awesome.