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| Total posts | 4052 |
| Last post | May 25, 2011 at 10:50PM |
| Registered | 03-23-02 |
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| Location | Torrance, California |
| Bio | Chicago smp- Willie Mays League (WML Champions 1951, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1959, 1961; NL champs 1951-1961) http://simdynasty.com/roster.jsp?teamid=54 Chicago Something- Beta League IV (Beta League Champs 1958) http://www.simdynasty.com/beta/roster.jsp?teamid=32 Chicago Surfers- Beta League III (Champs 1962, 1970) http://simdynasty.com/beta/depth.jsp?teamid=16 defunct New York Giant Haters- Beta League II defunct New York Ghosts of Idols- Ron Santo League http://simdynasty.com/roster.jsp?teamid=13069 [size=-10]___________________________________________ [marquee][b]***Bill Waterson\'s Calvin and Hobbes***[/b] Calvin: Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy girlS! // Susie: Slimy girls?! // Calvin: I know that\'s redundant, but otherwise it doesn\'t spell anything. [b]***Sienfeld***[/b] Salesman: \"This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It\'s the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like, you\'re almost glad to be handicapped.\"[b]***Family Guy!!!***[/b] Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ... // Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said \"me llamo es Brian,\" you don\'t need the \"es,\" just me llamo Brian. // Brian: Oh, oh you speak english // Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. // Brian: You .... you\'re kidding me, right? // Bellboy: Que?[b]***Grandpa Simpson***[/b] We can\'t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don\'t go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. \"Give me five bees for a quarter,\" you\'d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn\'t have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones. [b]***Joseph Heller\'s Catch-22***[/b] \"Do you really mean that it\'s not my business how or why I get killed and that it is Colonel Cathcart\'s? Do you really mean that?\" // \"Yes, I do,\" Clevinger insisted, seeming unsure. \"There are men entrusted with winning the war who are in a much better position than we are to decide what targets have to be bombed.\" // \"We are talking about two different things,\" Yossarian answered with exaggerated weariness. \"You are talking about the relationship of the Air Corps to the infantry. You are talking about winning the war, and I am talking about winning the war and keeping alive.\" // \"Exactly,\" Clevinger snapped smugly. \"And which do you think is more important?\" // \"To whom?\" Yossarian shot back. \"Open your eyes, Clevinger. It doesn\'t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who\'s dead.\" // Clevinger sat for a moment as though he\'d been slapped. \"Congratulations!\" he exclaimed bitterly... \"I can\'t think of another attitude that could be dependent upon to give greater comfort to the enemy.\" // \"The enemy,\" resorted Yossarian with weighted precision, \"is anybody who\'s going to get you killed, no matter which side he\'s on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don\'t you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.\"[/marquee][/size] [img]http://i.myspace.com/51/69/2169615/11444256_m.gif[/img] [size=-10][color=gray]-Andrew[/color][/size] [url=http://simdynasty.com/depth.jsp?teamid=13069][size=-10][color=gray]New York Ghosts of Idols:[/color][/size][/url] [url=http://www.simdynasty.com/standings.jsp?teamid=13062][size=-10][color=gray]Ron Santo League[/color][/size][/url] [color=gray]You had better do as you are told. You better listen to the radio.[/color] Alright, well I was doing Speedway once and I was bombing it round, and some idiot had left, like, a ramp thing out. And I could see the people were going, \"Oh my god. If that guy, hits that ramp, going at that speed, he\'s definitely dead.\" I hit the ramp, took off in the air, turned over in the air. They were going, \"Well, he\'s definitely dead now.\" I landed on my wheels, pulled over, and said, \"What were you worried about?\" [color=gray][size=-10]A white man cannot drink the water of Mono Lake, for it is nearly pure lye. It is said that the Indians in the vicinity drink it sometimes, though. It is not improbable, for they are among the purest liars I ever saw. -Mark Twain [/size][/color] http://myspace-268.vo.llnwd.net/00156/86/21/156951268_l.jpg [url=http://www.myspace.com/dustinkensrue][img]http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/artist/t/thrice/canon/1219010_426x104.jpg[/img][/url] http://www.thegroveofanaheim.com/links/images/angels.gif http://www.eteamz.com/saskatoonarsenal/images/mr_t_cereal.jpg http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/5803/bballfreefurious7bz.jpg http://img213.echo.cx/img213/6482/lindchick8ry6ad.gif [color=gray][size=-10]â??Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you donâ??t know whether youâ??re in a trough until youâ??re climbing out, or on a peak until youâ??re coming down. And thatâ??s it you know, you never know whatâ??s round the corner. But itâ??s all good... â??If you want the rainbow, youâ??ve gotta put up with the rain.â??... Do you know which \'philosopher\' said that?... Dolly Parton... And people say sheâ??s just a big pair of tits.â??[/size][/color] [url=http://simdynasty.com/depth.jsp?teamid=13069][color=gray][size=-10]New York Ghosts of Idols: Ron Santo League[/size][/color][/url] http://www.thegroveofanaheim.com/links/images/angels.gif http://myspace-256.vo.llnwd.net/00011/65/24/11444256_m.gif |
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