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Name Team Age
Nards Ballsheeze Retired (2022, Age 41) Died (2068, Age 87)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(1999)		 3B B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 20 years (16 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B- C+ B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ A- C+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B- C+ D 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A  A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B+ 0 5/6/1981
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 1
Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.1 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
1999 BRO 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000
2003 BRO 158 592 80 141 24 3 7 51 62 99 42 21 37 .637 .313 .324 .238
2004 BRO 158 572 90 176 22 12 19 70 54 91 52 24 29 .858 .370 .488 .308
2005 BRO 158 567 68 140 19 8 18 68 66 119 36 20 23 .728 .324 .404 .247
2006 BRO 158 607 79 168 26 10 13 73 74 112 50 19 22 .773 .356 .417 .277
2007 BRO 158 606 109 195 44 12 20 80 65 104 63 27 18 .923 .390 .533 .322
2008 BRO 158 600 92 182 26 8 23 69 59 105 49 20 10 .855 .367 .488 .303
2009 BRO 150 575 92 181 28 4 17 71 69 97 46 20 13 .856 .389 .466 .315
2010 BRO 162 580 104 182 26 8 31 105 55 109 22 6 23 .918 .372 .547 .314
2011 BRO 159 576 84 164 32 10 17 89 80 96 39 11 19 .835 .371 .464 .285
2012 BRO 158 602 98 176 31 15 17 88 62 100 19 18 13 .842 .363 .478 .292
2013 BRO 158 638 125 195 26 8 23 81 79 107 46 10 11 .866 .386 .480 .306
2014 BRO 158 643 129 205 33 8 31 97 68 87 34 14 19 .924 .384 .540 .319
2015 BRO 158 639 123 171 28 15 32 93 73 107 28 10 14 .851 .343 .509 .268
2016 BRO 156 590 101 181 28 10 27 90 73 110 37 22 15 .908 .383 .525 .307
2017 BRO 156 583 86 176 35 6 12 67 70 108 53 31 12 .827 .382 .444 .302
2018 BRO 156 565 68 163 27 7 11 65 49 97 45 15 15 .765 .346 .419 .288
2019 BRO 155 573 64 163 26 6 8 68 66 123 27 21 11 .751 .359 .393 .284
2020 BRO 155 593 71 159 22 2 9 59 66 113 37 34 11 .704 .346 .358 .268
2021 BRO 153 585 75 157 27 3 11 74 64 94 28 34 11 .721 .340 .381 .268
2022 BRO 151 490 50 103 14 2 10 31 48 93 19 21 12 .592 .284 .308 .210
Total 3134 11776 1789 3378 544 157 356 1489 1302 2071 772 398 338 .810 .359 .450 .287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze now holds the league record for career games played.
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze has retired from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz
2018-09-12The Brooklyn ILuvBoobeez have removed Nards Ballsheeze from the trade block.
2016-07-09The Brooklyn Accent have placed Nards Ballsheeze on the trade block.
2009-09-22Nards Ballsheeze of the Brooklyn Accent is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2003-04-01The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Nards Ballsheeze to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Slim Ordaz to the minors.
1999-04-18The Brooklyn Accent have renamed Cuno Rabe to Nards Ballsheeze.
1999-04-11The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Benny Sutton to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Slim Ordaz to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Roy Kardow to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Carlos Morales to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Charlie Rolling to the minors.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Harry Smith to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Thornton Hannahs to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Dave Carney to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors.
1999-04-02The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.