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Ed ONeill League
4-20-2260
Nards Ballsheeze Third Base
Retired (2022, Age 41)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .287 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .810 Status Deceased (2068) Option Years 0  
H 3378 Age at Death 87 Date of Birth 05-06-1981
HR 356 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 20 years
(16 games)
RBI 1489
SB 772
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B+ LCS Appearances 1
3B A+ (100%) RF F  (0.1%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 8
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1999 BRO
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2003 BRO
158
592
80
141
24
3
7
51
62
 99 4 4
42
 21 37
.637
.313
.324
.086
.238
2004 BRO
158
572
90
176
22
12
19
70
54
 91 3 1
52
 24 29
.858
.370
.488
.180
.308
2005 BRO
158
567
68
140
19
8
18
68
66
 119 0 2
36
 20 23
.728
.324
.404
.157
.247
2006 BRO
158
607
79
168
26
10
13
73
74
 112 2 2
50
 19 22
.773
.356
.417
.140
.277
2007 BRO
158
606
109
195
44
12
20
80
65
 104 4 2
63
 27 18
.923
.390
.533
.211
.322
2008 BRO
158
600
92
182
26
8
23
69
59
 105 2 1
49
 20 10
.855
.367
.488
.185
.303
2009 BRO
150
575
92
181
28
4
17
71
69
 97 2 1
46
 20 13
.856
.389
.466
.151
.315
2010 BRO
162
580
104
182
26
8
31
105
55
 109 3 8
22
 6 23
.918
.372
.547
.233
.314
2011 BRO
159
576
84
164
32
10
17
89
80
 96 0 1
39
 11 19
.835
.371
.464
.179
.285
2012 BRO
158
602
98
176
31
15
17
88
62
 100 5 0
19
 18 13
.842
.363
.478
.186
.292
2013 BRO
158
638
125
195
26
8
23
81
79
 107 6 2
46
 10 11
.866
.386
.480
.174
.306
2014 BRO
158
643
129
205
33
8
31
97
68
 87 3 4
34
 14 19
.924
.384
.540
.221
.319
2015 BRO
158
639
123
171
28
15
32
93
73
 107 1 2
28
 10 14
.851
.343
.509
.241
.268
2016 BRO
156
590
101
181
28
10
27
90
73
 110 0 1
37
 22 15
.908
.383
.525
.219
.307
2017 BRO
156
583
86
176
35
6
12
67
70
 108 6 0
53
 31 12
.827
.382
.444
.142
.302
2018 BRO
156
565
68
163
27
7
11
65
49
 97 3 5
45
 15 15
.765
.346
.419
.131
.288
2019 BRO
155
573
64
163
26
6
8
68
66
 123 1 1
27
 21 11
.751
.359
.393
.108
.284
2020 BRO
155
593
71
159
22
2
9
59
66
 113 6 2
37
 34 11
.704
.346
.358
.089
.268
2021 BRO
153
585
75
157
27
3
11
74
64
 94 2 5
28
 34 11
.721
.340
.381
.113
.268
2022 BRO
151
490
50
103
14
2
10
31
48
 93 3 1
19
 21 12
.592
.284
.308
.098
.210
Total
3134
11776
1789
3378
544
157
356
1489
1302
 2071 56 45
772
 398 338
.810
.359
.450
.164
.287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze now holds the league record for career games played.
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze has retired from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz
2018-09-12The Brooklyn ILuvBoobeez have removed Nards Ballsheeze from the trade block.
2016-07-09The Brooklyn Accent have placed Nards Ballsheeze on the trade block.
2009-09-22Nards Ballsheeze of the Brooklyn Accent is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2003-04-01The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Nards Ballsheeze to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Slim Ordaz to the minors.
1999-04-18The Brooklyn Accent have renamed Cuno Rabe to Nards Ballsheeze.
1999-04-11The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Benny Sutton to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Slim Ordaz to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Roy Kardow to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Carlos Morales to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Charlie Rolling to the minors.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Harry Smith to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Thornton Hannahs to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Dave Carney to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors.
1999-04-02The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.