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Name Team Age
Nards Ballsheeze Retired (2022, Age 41) Died (2068, Age 87)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(1999)		 3B B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 20 years (16 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B- C+ B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ A- C+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B- C+ D 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A  A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B+ 0 5/6/1981
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 1
Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.1 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
1999 AHP 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000
2003 AHP 79 293 68 8 1 4 32 38 52 .632 .324 .307 .232
2003 HHP 79 299 73 16 2 3 19 24 47 .642 .301 .341 .244
2003 LHP 76 139 30 3 0 1 14 13 16 .541 .282 .259 .216
2003 RHP 144 453 111 21 3 6 37 49 83 .667 .322 .344 .245
2004 AHP 78 275 81 7 5 7 27 29 38 .799 .366 .433 .295
2004 HHP 80 297 95 15 7 12 43 25 53 .912 .373 .539 .320
2004 LHP 74 133 43 9 1 0 17 13 18 .791 .385 .406 .323
2004 RHP 144 439 133 13 11 19 53 41 73 .878 .365 .513 .303
2005 AHP 77 271 63 9 3 11 25 24 50 .704 .294 .410 .232
2005 HHP 81 296 77 10 5 7 43 42 69 .750 .351 .399 .260
2005 LHP 78 177 47 5 2 6 26 15 32 .738 .320 .418 .266
2005 RHP 135 390 93 14 6 12 42 51 87 .724 .327 .397 .238
2006 AHP 78 307 83 17 5 6 34 34 56 .764 .347 .417 .270
2006 HHP 80 300 85 9 5 7 39 40 56 .782 .365 .417 .283
2006 LHP 89 149 41 7 3 4 22 24 29 .820 .377 .443 .275
2006 RHP 140 458 127 19 7 9 51 50 83 .757 .349 .408 .277
2007 AHP 80 322 114 30 7 11 45 31 44 1.004 .411 .593 .354
2007 HHP 78 284 81 14 5 9 35 34 60 .831 .366 .465 .285
2007 LHP 76 134 38 10 1 3 18 16 23 .805 .364 .440 .284
2007 RHP 141 472 157 34 11 17 62 49 81 .957 .397 .559 .333
2008 AHP 81 302 87 16 1 10 30 27 50 .796 .348 .447 .288
2008 HHP 77 298 95 10 7 13 39 32 55 .916 .386 .530 .319
2008 LHP 75 140 44 6 3 6 18 19 16 .925 .396 .529 .314
2008 RHP 135 460 138 20 5 17 51 40 89 .834 .358 .476 .300
2009 AHP 72 283 82 9 0 8 30 37 52 .777 .371 .406 .290
2009 HHP 78 292 99 19 4 9 41 32 45 .932 .408 .524 .339
2009 LHP 70 160 55 11 2 5 24 17 25 .938 .407 .531 .344
2009 RHP 127 415 126 17 2 12 47 52 72 .824 .383 .441 .304
2010 AHP 81 294 95 15 2 17 58 24 59 .933 .372 .561 .323
2010 HHP 81 286 87 11 6 14 47 31 50 .903 .372 .531 .304
2010 LHP 75 151 36 7 1 2 11 16 27 .647 .310 .338 .238
2010 RHP 135 429 146 19 7 29 94 39 82 1.013 .393 .620 .340
2011 AHP 79 294 83 12 7 10 48 35 48 .831 .359 .473 .282
2011 HHP 80 282 81 20 3 7 41 45 48 .838 .384 .454 .287
2011 LHP 89 186 56 8 3 4 26 31 27 .842 .401 .441 .301
2011 RHP 122 390 108 24 7 13 63 49 69 .831 .357 .474 .277
2012 AHP 78 303 81 11 6 10 34 34 53 .787 .345 .442 .267
2012 HHP 80 299 95 20 9 7 54 28 47 .897 .382 .515 .318
2012 LHP 73 153 46 9 3 7 27 21 25 .925 .389 .536 .301
2012 RHP 138 449 130 22 12 10 61 41 75 .813 .354 .459 .290
2013 AHP 77 320 101 16 1 12 48 37 60 .881 .397 .484 .316
2013 HHP 81 318 94 10 7 11 33 42 47 .851 .376 .475 .296
2013 LHP 89 155 41 5 2 8 32 25 23 .851 .374 .477 .265
2013 RHP 147 483 154 21 6 15 49 54 84 .871 .390 .480 .319
2014 AHP 78 328 103 17 3 16 51 29 46 .902 .371 .530 .314
2014 HHP 80 315 102 16 5 15 46 39 41 .947 .398 .549 .324
2014 LHP 88 156 52 7 2 7 28 21 27 .946 .408 .538 .333
2014 RHP 144 487 153 26 6 24 69 47 60 .917 .377 .540 .314
2015 AHP 80 324 80 17 6 15 41 36 59 .799 .323 .475 .247
2015 HHP 78 315 91 11 9 17 52 37 48 .905 .363 .543 .289
2015 LHP 72 136 42 9 4 9 26 21 20 1.037 .405 .632 .309
2015 RHP 151 503 129 19 11 23 67 52 87 .800 .325 .475 .256
2016 AHP 79 295 87 15 5 14 43 39 51 .898 .376 .522 .295
2016 HHP 77 295 94 13 5 13 47 34 59 .918 .389 .529 .319
2016 LHP 62 134 38 2 2 7 18 18 22 .853 .368 .485 .284
2016 RHP 143 456 143 26 8 20 72 55 88 .924 .387 .537 .314
2017 AHP 79 299 93 19 3 6 31 34 54 .838 .383 .455 .311
2017 HHP 77 284 83 16 3 6 36 36 54 .815 .382 .433 .292
2017 LHP 66 155 50 11 1 6 25 19 29 .929 .407 .523 .323
2017 RHP 140 428 126 24 5 6 42 51 79 .789 .373 .416 .294
2018 AHP 75 274 81 15 4 5 29 25 44 .787 .353 .434 .296
2018 HHP 81 291 82 12 3 6 36 24 53 .744 .339 .405 .282
2018 LHP 77 184 55 7 3 3 21 16 25 .770 .351 .418 .299
2018 RHP 139 381 108 20 4 8 44 33 72 .763 .343 .420 .283
2019 AHP 77 289 81 15 4 4 41 31 58 .750 .349 .401 .280
2019 HHP 78 284 82 11 2 4 27 35 65 .753 .369 .384 .289
2019 LHP 77 168 47 6 0 2 13 21 32 .711 .360 .351 .280
2019 RHP 134 405 116 20 6 6 55 45 91 .768 .358 .410 .286
2020 AHP 76 297 84 11 1 3 31 33 52 .716 .359 .357 .283
2020 HHP 79 296 75 11 1 6 28 33 61 .691 .333 .358 .253
2020 LHP 90 204 60 9 0 2 21 28 34 .748 .380 .368 .294
2020 RHP 136 389 99 13 2 7 38 38 79 .680 .328 .352 .254
2021 AHP 76 303 82 15 2 8 38 32 46 .750 .337 .413 .271
2021 HHP 77 282 75 12 1 3 36 32 48 .690 .343 .348 .266
2021 LHP 81 175 46 7 2 4 17 27 23 .759 .365 .394 .263
2021 RHP 136 410 111 20 1 7 57 37 71 .705 .329 .376 .271
2022 AHP 75 249 60 7 2 6 18 15 48 .644 .287 .357 .241
2022 HHP 76 241 43 7 0 4 13 33 45 .539 .282 .257 .178
2022 LHP 73 171 38 7 0 2 9 19 26 .606 .307 .298 .222
2022 RHP 127 319 65 7 2 8 22 29 67 .585 .271 .313 .204
Total AHP 1556 5922 1689 281 68 183 734 624 1020 .803 .355 .448 .285
Total HHP 1578 5854 1689 263 89 173 755 678 1051 .816 .364 .453 .289
Total LHP 1550 3160 905 145 35 88 413 400 499 .806 .368 .438 .286
Total RHP 2758 8616 2473 399 122 268 1076 902 1572 .811 .356 .455 .287
Total 3134 11776 3378 544 157 356 1489 1302 2071 .810 .359 .450 .287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze now holds the league record for career games played.
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze has retired from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz
2018-09-12The Brooklyn ILuvBoobeez have removed Nards Ballsheeze from the trade block.
2016-07-09The Brooklyn Accent have placed Nards Ballsheeze on the trade block.
2009-09-22Nards Ballsheeze of the Brooklyn Accent is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2003-04-01The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Nards Ballsheeze to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Slim Ordaz to the minors.
1999-04-18The Brooklyn Accent have renamed Cuno Rabe to Nards Ballsheeze.
1999-04-11The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Benny Sutton to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Slim Ordaz to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Roy Kardow to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Carlos Morales to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Charlie Rolling to the minors.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Harry Smith to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Thornton Hannahs to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Dave Carney to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors.
1999-04-02The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.