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| Name | Team | Age |
| Nards Ballsheeze | Retired (2022, Age 41) | Died (2068, Age 87) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 3 (1999) |
3B | B/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 20 years (16 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
|
Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 5/6/1981 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.1 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Type
|
Chances
|
Active | GS | Injured | Contact vs R | Power vs R | Contact vs L | Power vs L | Speed | Arm | Range | Total |
| 1999 | Minors | 54.00 | 6 / 7 | 12 / 17 | 4 / 5 | 6 / 6 | 0 / 5 | 11 / 11 | 3 / 3 | 42 / 54 | |||
| 1999 | Majors | 0.58 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 0 |
| 2000 | Minors | 66.00 | 7 / 11 | 11 / 12 | 9 / 13 | 6 / 10 | 0 / 6 | 8 / 8 | 6 / 6 | 47 / 66 | |||
| 2001 | Minors | 59.00 | 6 / 11 | 6 / 8 | 4 / 6 | 7 / 10 | 0 / 8 | 7 / 7 | 9 / 9 | 39 / 59 | |||
| 2002 | Minors | 55.00 | 2 / 6 | 4 / 9 | 3 / 8 | 4 / 8 | 1 / 7 | 6 / 6 | 11 / 11 | 31 / 55 | |||
| 2003 | Majors | 59.44 | 162 | 155 | 0 | 3 / 5 | 3 / 10 | 4 / 9 | 2 / 12 | 0 / 11 | 5 / 5 | 7 / 7 | 24 / 59 |
| 2004 | Majors | 60.81 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 3 / 7 | 2 / 9 | 6 / 12 | 6 / 9 | 1 / 10 | 5 / 7 | 6 / 6 | 29 / 60 |
| 2005 | Majors | 63.22 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 2 / 7 | 3 / 6 | 3 / 11 | 2 / 9 | 0 / 11 | 7 / 9 | 8 / 10 | 25 / 63 |
| 2006 | Majors | 66.08 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 0 / 9 | 2 / 9 | 2 / 5 | 2 / 11 | 0 / 8 | 5 / 10 | 5 / 14 | 16 / 66 |
| 2007 | Majors | 62.73 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 3 / 10 | 2 / 9 | 3 / 8 | 1 / 8 | 1 / 12 | 2 / 6 | 4 / 9 | 16 / 62 |
| 2008 | Majors | 62.44 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 1 / 7 | 1 / 15 | 2 / 8 | 1 / 10 | 0 / 6 | 2 / 9 | 0 / 7 | 7 / 62 |
| 2009 | Majors | 58.81 | 154 | 150 | 8 | 0 / 7 | 0 / 5 | 0 / 9 | 1 / 7 | 1 / 12 | 2 / 9 | 4 / 9 | 8 / 58 |
| 2010 | Majors | 59.75 | 162 | 146 | 0 | 0 / 11 | 0 / 8 | 1 / 8 | 2 / 8 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 7 | 2 / 9 | 5 / 59 |
| 2011 | Majors | 60.82 | 162 | 159 | 0 | 0 / 10 | 0 / 9 | 0 / 12 | 0 / 7 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 6 | 0 / 60 |
| 2012 | Majors | 59.30 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 0 / 7 | 0 / 6 | 0 / 10 | 0 / 13 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 3 | 0 / 12 | 0 / 59 |
| 2013 | Majors | 64.98 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 0 / 10 | 0 / 6 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 16 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 64 |
| 2014 | Majors | 64.98 | 162 | 158 | 0 | 0 / 6 | 0 / 11 | 0 / 9 | 0 / 12 | 0 / 13 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 5 | 0 / 64 |
| 2015 | Majors | 64.98 | 162 | 158 | 0 | -4 / 7 | -3 / 11 | -1 / 6 | 0 / 13 | -3 / 9 | -2 / 10 | 0 / 8 | -13 / 64 |
| 2016 | Majors | 63.58 | 162 | 156 | 0 | -2 / 12 | -5 / 10 | -3 / 14 | -1 / 9 | -9 / 7 | 0 / 7 | -1 / 4 | -21 / 63 |
| 2017 | Majors | 64.60 | 162 | 156 | 0 | -2 / 9 | -1 / 14 | -4 / 2 | -7 / 9 | -7 / 9 | -4 / 13 | 0 / 8 | -25 / 64 |
| 2018 | Majors | 64.94 | 162 | 156 | 0 | 0 / 12 | -2 / 9 | -1 / 5 | -6 / 6 | -9 / 11 | 1 / 10 | -3 / 11 | -20 / 64 |
| 2019 | Majors | 63.40 | 162 | 155 | 0 | -3 / 10 | -7 / 6 | -1 / 9 | -6 / 3 | -5 / 15 | -3 / 9 | -1 / 11 | -26 / 63 |
| 2020 | Majors | 64.93 | 162 | 155 | 0 | -2 / 13 | -2 / 9 | -1 / 7 | -1 / 5 | -7 / 11 | -3 / 5 | -2 / 14 | -18 / 64 |
| 2021 | Majors | 64.74 | 162 | 153 | 0 | -4 / 8 | -5 / 12 | -4 / 9 | -2 / 10 | -6 / 10 | -2 / 7 | -4 / 8 | -27 / 64 |
| 2022 | Majors | 59.94 | 162 | 130 | 0 | -1 / 7 | -3 / 7 | 0 / 11 | -7 / 4 | -5 / 7 | -2 / 12 | -2 / 11 | -20 / 59 |
| Total | 3240 | 3093 | 8 | 15 / 209 | 18 / 227 | 26 / 204 | 10 / 207 | -47 / 228 | 45 / 194 | 52 / 206 | 119 / 1475 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2022-11-01 | Nards Ballsheeze now holds the league record for career games played. |
| 2022-11-01 | Nards Ballsheeze has retired from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz |
| 2018-09-12 | The Brooklyn ILuvBoobeez have removed Nards Ballsheeze from the trade block. |
| 2016-07-09 | The Brooklyn Accent have placed Nards Ballsheeze on the trade block. |
| 2009-09-22 | Nards Ballsheeze of the Brooklyn Accent is injured and is expected to be out 28 days. |
| 2003-04-01 | The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Nards Ballsheeze to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Slim Ordaz to the minors. |
| 1999-04-18 | The Brooklyn Accent have renamed Cuno Rabe to Nards Ballsheeze. |
| 1999-04-11 | The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Benny Sutton to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Slim Ordaz to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Roy Kardow to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Carlos Morales to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Charlie Rolling to the minors. |
| 1999-04-05 | The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues. |
| 1999-04-05 | The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Harry Smith to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Thornton Hannahs to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Dave Carney to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors. |
| 1999-04-02 | The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues. |