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Name Team Age
Simly Simpleton Retired (2017, Age 34) Died (2049, Age 67)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 27
(2004)		 LF L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Thurman Munson League 0 6 years (72 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  C- C+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B- B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B  B 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
B+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
F  0 11/7/1982
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 1
Alt Pos (CF) Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (2B)
A+ (96.6 %) A  (84.5 %) F  (2.3 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Positions  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
2007 CHN 69 255 29 60 10 0 6 17 25 45 10 6 1 .651 .306 .345 .235
2008 CHN 101 345 32 79 8 1 6 33 32 55 10 8 2 .608 .297 .310 .229
2009 CHN 82 198 18 54 8 2 2 29 14 30 1 2 4 .684 .321 .364 .273
2010 CHN 45 67 7 17 1 1 0 5 6 20 0 2 0 .609 .311 .299 .254
2014 PHI 47 83 11 30 3 0 2 9 7 9 0 0 0 .881 .411 .470 .361
2015 PHI-NYA 67 67 9 16 3 0 1 7 8 12 1 1 0 .657 .329 .328 .239
2016 NYA 125 163 30 42 8 0 3 9 17 27 4 0 7 .697 .335 .362 .258
Total 536 1178 136 298 41 4 20 109 109 198 26 19 14 .664 .319 .346 .253
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2017-11-01Simly Simpleton has retired from the New York Cannibals
2017-04-01The New York Cannibals have promoted Dave Harrison to the major league team. The New York Cannibals have designated Simly Simpleton for assignment.
2015-04-14A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia BodySnatchers and the New York Cannibals. The New York Cannibals receive Ernie Walls, Bill Giebel, Simly Simpleton, Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 PHI (Harry Sconiers) from the Philadelphia BodySnatchers in exchange for Mike Boddicker.
2014-03-25The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Fayne Blevens to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Lee Langley to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Simly Simpleton to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Dom Krieg to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Larry Donahue to the major league team.
2013-07-02The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have acquired Simly Simpleton from the waiver wire.
2012-05-22The Chicago Meat Packers have waived Simly Simpleton.
2011-04-01The Chicago Meat Packers have promoted Ron Monchak to the major league team. The Chicago Meat Packers have promoted Ed Batsch to the major league team. The Chicago Meat Packers have designated Ike McNamara for assignment. The Chicago Meat Packers have designated Simly Simpleton for assignment.
2009-05-13Simly Simpleton of the Chicago Meat Packers is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2008-04-26Simly Simpleton of the Chicago Meat Packers is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2007-06-21A trade has been completed between the Chicago Meat Packers and the St. Louis Tsunami. The St. Louis Tsunami receive Draft Pick 2008 Round 2 KC (Gary "No Prisoners" Brown) from the Chicago Meat Packers in exchange for Simly Simpleton.
2006-08-06The St. Louis Tsunami have placed Simly Simpleton on the trade block.
2006-06-21The St. Louis Tsunami have removed Simly Simpleton from the trade block.
2004-04-01The St. Louis Tsunami have renamed Paul Crompton to Simly Simpleton.
2003-06-18A trade has been completed between the Atlanta Harriers and the St. Louis Tsunami. The St. Louis Tsunami receive Draft Pick 2004 Round 2 ATL (Simly Simpleton) from the Atlanta Harriers in exchange for Manny Ramirez.