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Thurman Munson League
7-27-2254
Simly Simpleton Left Field
Retired (2017, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .253 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .664 Status Deceased (2049) Option Years 0  
H 298 Age at Death 67 Date of Birth 11-07-1982
HR 20 Drafted Round 2, Pick 27
(2004)		 Majors Svc Time 6 years
(72 games)
RBI 109
SB 26
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt B  Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C- WS Appearances 0
2B F  (2.3%) CF A+ (96.6%)   Health F  LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF A  (84.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2007 CHN
69
255
29
60
10
0
6
17
25
 45 1 0
10
 6 1
.651
.306
.345
.110
.235
2008 CHN
101
345
32
79
8
1
6
33
32
 55 2 1
10
 8 2
.608
.297
.310
.081
.229
2009 CHN
82
198
18
54
8
2
2
29
14
 30 0 0
1
 2 4
.684
.321
.364
.091
.273
2010 CHN
45
67
7
17
1
1
0
5
6
 20 0 1
0
 2 0
.609
.311
.299
.045
.254
2014 PHI
47
83
11
30
3
0
2
9
7
 9 0 0
0
 0 0
.881
.411
.470
.108
.361
2015 PHI-NYA
67
67
9
16
3
0
1
7
8
 12 1 0
1
 1 0
.657
.329
.328
.090
.239
2016 NYA
125
163
30
42
8
0
3
9
17
 27 2 0
4
 0 7
.697
.335
.362
.104
.258
Total
536
1178
136
298
41
4
20
109
109
 198 6 2
26
 19 14
.664
.319
.346
.093
.253
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2017-11-01Simly Simpleton has retired from the New York Cannibals
2017-04-01The New York Cannibals have promoted Dave Harrison to the major league team. The New York Cannibals have designated Simly Simpleton for assignment.
2015-04-14A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia BodySnatchers and the New York Cannibals. The New York Cannibals receive Ernie Walls, Bill Giebel, Simly Simpleton, Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 PHI (Harry Sconiers) from the Philadelphia BodySnatchers in exchange for Mike Boddicker.
2014-03-25The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Fayne Blevens to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Lee Langley to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Simly Simpleton to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Dom Krieg to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Larry Donahue to the major league team.
2013-07-02The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have acquired Simly Simpleton from the waiver wire.
2012-05-22The Chicago Meat Packers have waived Simly Simpleton.
2011-04-01The Chicago Meat Packers have promoted Ron Monchak to the major league team. The Chicago Meat Packers have promoted Ed Batsch to the major league team. The Chicago Meat Packers have designated Ike McNamara for assignment. The Chicago Meat Packers have designated Simly Simpleton for assignment.
2009-05-13Simly Simpleton of the Chicago Meat Packers is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2008-04-26Simly Simpleton of the Chicago Meat Packers is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2007-06-21A trade has been completed between the Chicago Meat Packers and the St. Louis Tsunami. The St. Louis Tsunami receive Draft Pick 2008 Round 2 KC (Gary "No Prisoners" Brown) from the Chicago Meat Packers in exchange for Simly Simpleton.
2006-08-06The St. Louis Tsunami have placed Simly Simpleton on the trade block.
2006-06-21The St. Louis Tsunami have removed Simly Simpleton from the trade block.
2004-04-01The St. Louis Tsunami have renamed Paul Crompton to Simly Simpleton.
2003-06-18A trade has been completed between the Atlanta Harriers and the St. Louis Tsunami. The St. Louis Tsunami receive Draft Pick 2004 Round 2 ATL (Simly Simpleton) from the Atlanta Harriers in exchange for Manny Ramirez.