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Name Team Age
Full Retard  St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats 32
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 1
(1964)		 SP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Chipper Jones League 0 8 years (113 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
83 61 37
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
7 10 52
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
9 2 47
Endurance Velocity Control
54 100 67
Leadership   Mentor Value  
22 36
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
37 0 12/22/1946
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 2 5
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
0 (0.0 %) 0 (0.0 %) 0 (0.0 %)

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Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
1970 PIT 7 2 85 1 0 0 7 4 110.0 93 58 50 3 57 90 1.36 4.09
1971 PIT 12 8 31 31 1 0 0 0 192.1 211 108 104 6 101 143 1.62 4.87
1972 PIT 8 10 32 32 0 0 0 0 201.0 183 105 101 2 88 146 1.35 4.52
1973 PIT 14 8 27 27 0 0 0 0 167.1 147 63 59 1 63 136 1.25 3.17
1974 PIT 16 8 31 31 0 0 0 0 189.1 177 81 72 1 77 129 1.34 3.42
1975 STL 9 3 23 23 0 0 0 0 133.1 120 49 46 1 56 105 1.32 3.11
1976 STL 13 4 32 31 0 0 0 0 176.1 144 58 50 4 65 122 1.19 2.55
1977 STL 6 6 49 10 0 0 4 1 103.1 87 34 33 1 39 79 1.22 2.87
1978 STL 7 6 35 23 0 0 2 0 133.1 131 64 58 3 49 118 1.35 3.92
1979 STL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total 92 55 345 209 1 0 13 5 1406.1 1293 620 573 22 595 1068 1.34 3.67
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1977-06-26Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
1977-05-22Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
1975-07-18Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
1975-03-31A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats. The St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats receive Full Retard, Jackie Miles from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Lew Petty, Bump Cruz.
1973-06-10Full Retard of the Pittsburgh Doormats is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
1970-03-30The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Full Retard to the major league team.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-03-31The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Jack Burnside to Full Retard.