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| Name | Team | Age |
| Full Retard |  St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats |
32 |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 1 (1964) |
SP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Chipper Jones League | 0 | 8 years (113 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor Value
|
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 12/22/1946 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 2 | 5 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| 1970 | NL | Rookie of the Year |
| 1974 | NL | Gold Glove (P) |
| Date | Transaction |
| 1977-06-26 | Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 14 days. |
| 1977-05-22 | Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
| 1975-07-18 | Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 1975-03-31 | A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats. The St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats receive Full Retard, Jackie Miles from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Lew Petty, Bump Cruz. |
| 1973-06-10 | Full Retard of the Pittsburgh Doormats is injured and is expected to be out 37 days. |
| 1970-03-30 | The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Full Retard to the major league team. |
| 1966-04-01 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT). |
| 1964-03-31 | The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Jack Burnside to Full Retard. |