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Name Team Age
Righty Facesmashery Retired (1976, Age 37) 39
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 32
(1961)		 RF L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Chipper Jones League 0 10 years (155 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
59 53 52
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
59 35 58
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
75 78 33
Endurance Velocity Control
55 8 10
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
75 100 100
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
28 0 8/30/1939
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 1 2
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (1B) Alt Pos (---)
55 (55.3 %) 14 (14.0 %) 0 (0.0 %)
Alt Pos (C) Alt Pos (2B) Alt Pos (3B)
0 (0.0 %) 0 (0.0 %) 0 (0.0 %)
Alt Pos (SS) Alt Pos (CF)
0 (0.0 %) 0 (0.0 %)

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Year Team C 1B 2B 3B SS LF CF RF PH
1962 CHA 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 94 6
1963 CHA 1 27 0 0 0 1 0 99 12
1964 CHA 2 15 33 9 0 2 0 49 11
1965 CHA 30 0 5 1 51 0 0 18 42
1966 PIT-BRO 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 7
1969 KC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 13
1970 KC 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 117 30
1971 KC 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 121 20
1972 KC 0 0 0 0 0 5 4 133 8
1973 KC 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 114 27
1974 KC 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 131 7
1975 KC 0 0 1 1 0 8 0 49 81
1976 KC 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 27 13
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1976-11-01Righty Facesmashery has retired from the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians
1969-04-03Righty Facesmashery of the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
1968-10-03The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have promoted Righty Facesmashery to the major league team.
1968-03-25The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1967-04-14The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-05-24The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Tony Moore to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Carl Hilgendorf to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have sent Righty Facesmashery to the minors.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-07-05Righty Facesmashery of the Chicago Censored Jews is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1963-04-28The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Hap Edmonston to Righty Facesmashery.
1962-05-19The Chicago Censored Jews have promoted Hap Edmonston to the major league team. The Chicago Censored Jews have designated Ray Carling for assignment.
1962-05-19A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the Chicago Censored Jews. The Chicago Censored Jews receive Hap Edmonston from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Draft Pick - 1963 Round 3 (CHA).