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Name	Team	Age
Righty Facesmashery	Retired (1976, Age 37)	39
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 32 (1961)	RF	L/L
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Chipper Jones League	0	10 years (155 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
59	53	52
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
59	35	58
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
75	78	33
Endurance	Velocity	Control
55	8	10
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
75	100	100
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
28	0	8/30/1939
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
0	1	2
Alt Pos (LF)	Alt Pos (1B)	Alt Pos (---)
55 (55.3 %)	14 (14.0 %)	0 (0.0 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
1961	53	78	21	54	64	10	11
1962	58	80	28	63	69	20	23
1963	60	85	34	67	74	32	33
1964	65	87	36	75	76	41	43
1965	65	88	36	81	77	44	49
1966	65	90	43	85	78	46	53
1967	66	93	43	86	79	52	57
1968	66	93	43	86	79	52	58
1969	68	93	44	86	80	55	59
1970	68	93	44	86	80	55	59
1971	68	93	44	87	80	55	60
1972	68	93	44	87	80	55	60
1973	68	93	44	87	81	56	60
1974	65	90	42	87	73	54	58
1975	65	83	39	83	72	54	56
1976	63	80	38	80	64	53	54

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
1976-11-01	Righty Facesmashery has retired from the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians
1969-04-03	Righty Facesmashery of the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
1968-10-03	The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have promoted Righty Facesmashery to the major league team.
1968-03-25	The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1967-04-14	The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-05-24	The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1966-04-28	The Pittsburgh Doormats have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-04-28	The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Tony Moore to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Carl Hilgendorf to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have sent Righty Facesmashery to the minors.
1966-04-01	A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-07-05	Righty Facesmashery of the Chicago Censored Jews is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1963-04-28	The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Hap Edmonston to Righty Facesmashery.
1962-05-19	The Chicago Censored Jews have promoted Hap Edmonston to the major league team. The Chicago Censored Jews have designated Ray Carling for assignment.
1962-05-19	A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the Chicago Censored Jews. The Chicago Censored Jews receive Hap Edmonston from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Draft Pick - 1963 Round 3 (CHA).