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| Name | Team | Age |
| Tiny Nelson | Retired (2042, Age 36) | Died (2088, Age 82) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 3, Pick 46 (2025) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 8 years (26 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 8/4/2006 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Alt Pos (3B) | Alt Pos (1B) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (27.7 %) | (10.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2028 | AHP | 3 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | .900 | .500 | .400 | .400 |
| 2028 | HHP | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | .347 | .222 | .125 | .125 |
| 2028 | LHP | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .667 | .333 | .333 | .333 |
| 2028 | RHP | 6 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | .656 | .389 | .267 | .267 |
| 2034 | AHP | 15 | 51 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 9 | .710 | .377 | .333 | .255 |
| 2034 | HHP | 21 | 67 | 18 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 9 | 7 | .743 | .355 | .388 | .269 |
| 2034 | LHP | 27 | 50 | 15 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 4 | .826 | .386 | .440 | .300 |
| 2034 | RHP | 27 | 68 | 16 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 12 | 12 | .659 | .350 | .309 | .235 |
| 2035 | AHP | 43 | 185 | 51 | 11 | 0 | 6 | 27 | 18 | 26 | .769 | .337 | .432 | .276 |
| 2035 | HHP | 42 | 170 | 43 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 16 | 38 | .682 | .317 | .365 | .253 |
| 2035 | LHP | 53 | 129 | 35 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 10 | 22 | .763 | .321 | .442 | .271 |
| 2035 | RHP | 70 | 226 | 59 | 12 | 1 | 4 | 27 | 24 | 42 | .707 | .331 | .376 | .261 |
| 2036 | AHP | 9 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1.017 | .417 | .600 | .300 |
| 2036 | HHP | 13 | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1.053 | .417 | .636 | .364 |
| 2036 | LHP | 11 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1.455 | .455 | 1.000 | .400 |
| 2036 | RHP | 11 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | .657 | .385 | .273 | .273 |
| 2037 | AHP | 11 | 13 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1.566 | .643 | .923 | .615 |
| 2037 | HHP | 10 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 2 | .656 | .474 | .182 | .182 |
| 2037 | LHP | 9 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | .920 | .545 | .375 | .375 |
| 2037 | RHP | 15 | 16 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 1.233 | .545 | .688 | .438 |
| 2038 | AHP | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1.667 | .667 | 1.000 | .500 |
| 2038 | HHP | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2038 | LHP | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | .250 | .250 | .000 | .000 |
| 2038 | RHP | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3.000 | 1.000 | 2.000 | 1.000 |
| 2039 | AHP | 7 | 20 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | .586 | .286 | .300 | .250 |
| 2039 | HHP | 16 | 34 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | .621 | .297 | .324 | .235 |
| 2039 | LHP | 13 | 34 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | .650 | .297 | .353 | .235 |
| 2039 | RHP | 12 | 20 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | .536 | .286 | .250 | .250 |
| 2040 | AHP | 8 | 25 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 3 | .677 | .357 | .320 | .280 |
| 2040 | HHP | 16 | 44 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 8 | .608 | .312 | .295 | .250 |
| 2040 | LHP | 16 | 36 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 6 | .714 | .381 | .333 | .278 |
| 2040 | RHP | 14 | 33 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 5 | .537 | .265 | .273 | .242 |
| 2041 | AHP | 35 | 117 | 30 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 18 | 22 | .679 | .362 | .316 | .256 |
| 2041 | HHP | 12 | 31 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | .711 | .324 | .387 | .258 |
| 2041 | LHP | 30 | 78 | 20 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 13 | 13 | .677 | .370 | .308 | .256 |
| 2041 | RHP | 36 | 70 | 18 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 14 | .695 | .338 | .357 | .257 |
| 2042 | HHP | 2 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .571 | .286 | .286 | .286 |
| 2042 | RHP | 2 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .571 | .286 | .286 | .286 |
| Total | AHP | 134 | 433 | 122 | 21 | 1 | 9 | 56 | 54 | 68 | .762 | .364 | .397 | .282 |
| Total | HHP | 137 | 385 | 97 | 14 | 2 | 7 | 38 | 44 | 71 | .681 | .328 | .353 | .252 |
| Total | LHP | 165 | 351 | 96 | 17 | 2 | 8 | 42 | 44 | 52 | .757 | .355 | .402 | .274 |
| Total | RHP | 194 | 467 | 123 | 18 | 1 | 8 | 52 | 54 | 87 | .699 | .342 | .358 | .263 |
| Total | 271 | 818 | 219 | 35 | 3 | 16 | 94 | 98 | 139 | .724 | .347 | .377 | .268 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2042-11-01 | Tiny Nelson has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2042-04-11 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Tiny Nelson. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Alan Makowski. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Bill Siebert. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Yoshikatsu Nakatani. |
| 2033-09-27 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Tiny Nelson to the major league team. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Ivan Jorgens for assignment. |
| 2029-05-10 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have acquired Tiny Nelson from the waiver wire. |
| 2029-04-01 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Tiny Nelson. |
| 2029-04-01 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have renamed Tiny Swilper to Tiny Nelson. |
| 2028-10-03 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Less Bein to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Quacker Oates to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Tiny Swilper to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Bitter Berry to the minors. |
| 2028-09-19 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Less Bein to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Tiny Swilper to the major league team. |
| 2025-04-01 | The San Francisco Santorums have renamed Tiny Nelson to Tiny Swilper. |