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Ed ONeill League
4-6-2260
Tiny Nelson Second Base
Retired (2042, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .268 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .724 Status Deceased (2088) Option Years 0  
H 219 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 08-04-2006
HR 16 Drafted Round 3, Pick 46
(2025)
Majors Svc Time 8 years
(26 games)
RBI 94
SB 31
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R Power vs. L Velocity D-   Mentor vR C+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B D- (10.0%) LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 2
3B D+ (27.7%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2028 SF
6
18
1
5
0
0
0
1
1
4 2 0
1
0 0
.659
.381
.278
.000
.278
2033 PHI
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0 0 0
0
0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2034 PHI
36
118
24
31
7
1
1
9
19
16 0 0
0
0 4
.729
.365
.364
.102
.263
2035 PHI
85
355
50
94
19
1
9
44
34
64 0 2
18
11 3
.727
.327
.400
.135
.265
2036 PHI
22
21
6
7
0
0
2
5
3
3 0 0
1
0 0
1.036
.417
.619
.286
.333
2037 PHI
21
24
5
10
1
0
1
5
8
2 0 1
1
0 1
1.129
.545
.583
.167
.417
2038 PHI
5
4
0
1
1
0
0
1
1
1 0 0
0
0 0
.900
.400
.500
.250
.250
2039 PHI
23
54
7
13
1
0
1
3
4
8 0 0
1
0 6
.608
.293
.315
.074
.241
2040 PHI
24
69
2
18
3
0
0
10
7
11 0 0
4
1 1
.633
.329
.304
.043
.261
2041 PHI
47
148
16
38
3
1
2
16
21
27 2 1
5
6 4
.686
.355
.331
.074
.257
2042 PHI
2
7
0
2
0
0
0
0
0
3 0 0
0
0 2
.571
.286
.286
.000
.286
Total
271
818
111
219
35
3
16
94
98
139 4 4
31
18 21
.724
.347
.377
.109
.268
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2042-11-01Tiny Nelson has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2042-04-11The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Tiny Nelson. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Alan Makowski. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Bill Siebert. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Yoshikatsu Nakatani.
2033-09-27The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Tiny Nelson to the major league team. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Ivan Jorgens for assignment.
2029-05-10The Philadelphia Wardogs have acquired Tiny Nelson from the waiver wire.
2029-04-01The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Tiny Nelson.
2029-04-01The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have renamed Tiny Swilper to Tiny Nelson.
2028-10-03The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Less Bein to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Quacker Oates to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Tiny Swilper to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Bitter Berry to the minors.
2028-09-19The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Less Bein to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Tiny Swilper to the major league team.
2025-04-01The San Francisco Santorums have renamed Tiny Nelson to Tiny Swilper.