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| Name | Team | Age |
| Longdong Swilper | Retired (2037, Age 33) | Died (2058, Age 55) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 9 (2021) |
SP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 13 years (23 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
|
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 11/18/2003 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 2 | 2 | 5 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
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Team | W | L | G | GS | CG | SHO | SV | BS | IP | H | R | ER | HBP | BB | SO | WHIP | ERA |
| 2025 | PIT | 6 | 21 | 36 | 36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 186.1 | 226 | 148 | 133 | 5 | 109 | 145 | 1.80 | 6.42 |
| 2026 | PIT | 6 | 22 | 35 | 35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 212.2 | 254 | 162 | 146 | 6 | 83 | 177 | 1.58 | 6.18 |
| 2027 | PIT | 4 | 20 | 36 | 36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 207.2 | 274 | 171 | 160 | 5 | 81 | 175 | 1.71 | 6.93 |
| 2028 | PIT | 5 | 20 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 211.2 | 267 | 162 | 145 | 4 | 99 | 179 | 1.73 | 6.17 |
| 2029 | PIT | 8 | 18 | 37 | 37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 203.0 | 190 | 122 | 102 | 1 | 94 | 181 | 1.40 | 4.52 |
| 2030 | PIT | 12 | 14 | 34 | 34 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 244.0 | 205 | 102 | 87 | 4 | 85 | 207 | 1.19 | 3.21 |
| 2031 | PIT | 12 | 15 | 35 | 35 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 217.2 | 232 | 150 | 134 | 5 | 94 | 210 | 1.50 | 5.54 |
| 2032 | PIT | 16 | 11 | 34 | 34 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 233.2 | 226 | 97 | 91 | 4 | 84 | 196 | 1.33 | 3.50 |
| 2033 | PIT | 13 | 9 | 28 | 28 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 200.0 | 178 | 80 | 73 | 6 | 72 | 157 | 1.25 | 3.29 |
| 2034 | PIT | 6 | 2 | 31 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 90.2 | 81 | 42 | 39 | 1 | 32 | 74 | 1.25 | 3.87 |
| 2035 | PIT | 7 | 2 | 50 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 126.2 | 113 | 47 | 44 | 0 | 48 | 92 | 1.27 | 3.13 |
| 2036 | PIT | 4 | 3 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 42.0 | 36 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 21 | 35 | 1.36 | 3.64 |
| 2037 | PIT | 3 | 1 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 24.1 | 14 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 13 | 21 | 1.11 | 1.85 |
| 2260 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | |
| Total | 102 | 158 | 444 | 327 | 27 | 4 | 9 | 9 | 2200.1 | 2296 | 1306 | 1176 | 42 | 915 | 1849 | 1.46 | 4.81 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2037-11-01 | Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes |
| 2034-06-13 | Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days. |
| 2025-03-25 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors. |
| 2023-04-27 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper. |
| 2022-07-20 | Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale. |
| 2021-04-01 | The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger. |