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Ed ONeill League
10-10-2251
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2025 PIT
6
 21
36
36
1
0
0
 0
186.1
 226 148 133 5 109
145
1.80
6.42
2026 PIT
6
 22
35
35
1
0
0
 0
212.2
 254 162 146 6 83
177
1.58
6.18
2027 PIT
4
 20
36
36
2
0
0
 0
207.2
 274 171 160 5 81
175
1.71
6.93
2028 PIT
5
 20
36
36
0
0
0
 0
211.2
 267 162 145 4 99
179
1.73
6.17
2029 PIT
8
 18
37
37
1
0
0
 0
203.0
 190 122 102 1 94
181
1.40
4.52
2030 PIT
12
 14
34
34
6
0
0
 0
244.0
 205 102 87 4 85
207
1.19
3.21
2031 PIT
12
 15
35
35
5
1
0
 0
217.2
 232 150 134 5 94
210
1.50
5.54
2032 PIT
16
 11
34
34
4
0
0
 0
233.2
 226 97 91 4 84
196
1.33
3.50
2033 PIT
13
 9
28
28
2
2
0
 0
200.0
 178 80 73 6 72
157
1.25
3.29
2034 PIT
6
 2
31
8
2
1
2
 3
90.2
 81 42 39 1 32
74
1.25
3.87
2035 PIT
7
 2
50
8
3
0
1
 4
126.2
 113 47 44 0 48
92
1.27
3.13
2036 PIT
4
 3
34
0
0
0
2
 1
42.0
 36 17 17 0 21
35
1.36
3.64
2037 PIT
3
 1
18
0
0
0
4
 1
24.1
 14 6 5 1 13
21
1.11
1.85
2251
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
102
 158
444
327
27
4
9
 9
2200.1
 2296 1306 1176 42 915
1849
1.46
4.81
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.