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Name Team Age
Longdong Swilper Retired (2037, Age 33) Died (2058, Age 55)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 SP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 13 years (23 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
A- D+ D-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- F  A+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- D- B-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- A+ B 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
C+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
F  0 11/18/2003
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
2 2 5
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2025 AHB 20 92.2 76 71 116 2.02
2025 HHB 16 93.2 69 38 110 1.58
2025 LHB 36 96.2 80 66 125 1.98
2025 RHB 36 89.2 65 43 101 1.61
2026 AHB 17 94.2 75 40 116 1.65
2026 HHB 18 118.0 102 43 138 1.53
2026 LHB 35 110.0 94 46 140 1.69
2026 RHB 35 102.2 83 37 114 1.47
2027 AHB 17 94.0 80 29 132 1.71
2027 HHB 19 113.2 95 52 142 1.71
2027 LHB 36 116.2 96 45 153 1.70
2027 RHB 36 91.0 79 36 121 1.73
2028 AHB 17 95.2 75 43 128 1.79
2028 HHB 19 116.0 104 56 139 1.68
2028 LHB 36 118.2 100 55 155 1.77
2028 RHB 36 93.0 79 44 112 1.68
2029 AHB 19 103.2 94 42 92 1.29
2029 HHB 18 99.1 87 52 98 1.51
2029 LHB 37 115.2 94 54 112 1.44
2029 RHB 37 87.1 87 40 78 1.35
2030 AHB 13 88.0 78 31 83 1.30
2030 HHB 21 156.0 129 54 122 1.13
2030 LHB 34 142.2 116 56 141 1.38
2030 RHB 34 101.1 91 29 64 0.92
2031 AHB 15 79.2 72 53 99 1.91
2031 HHB 20 138.0 138 41 133 1.26
2031 LHB 35 126.2 106 61 137 1.56
2031 RHB 35 91.0 104 33 95 1.41
2032 AHB 20 130.1 112 50 133 1.40
2032 HHB 14 103.1 84 34 93 1.23
2032 LHB 34 122.1 112 47 147 1.59
2032 RHB 34 111.1 84 37 79 1.04
2033 AHB 15 113.0 89 43 99 1.26
2033 HHB 13 87.0 68 29 79 1.24
2033 LHB 28 97.0 84 39 94 1.37
2033 RHB 28 103.0 73 33 84 1.14
2034 AHB 15 47.1 39 21 40 1.29
2034 HHB 16 43.1 35 11 41 1.20
2034 LHB 29 48.0 38 17 43 1.25
2034 RHB 28 42.2 36 15 38 1.24
2035 AHB 27 72.0 44 26 65 1.26
2035 HHB 23 54.2 48 22 48 1.28
2035 LHB 47 56.1 37 21 57 1.38
2035 RHB 48 70.1 55 27 56 1.18
2036 AHB 15 17.0 16 9 17 1.53
2036 HHB 19 25.0 19 12 19 1.24
2036 LHB 30 20.1 15 12 19 1.52
2036 RHB 31 21.2 20 9 17 1.20
2037 AHB 10 10.1 6 9 9 1.74
2037 HHB 8 14.0 15 4 5 0.64
2037 LHB 15 11.1 9 9 11 1.76
2037 RHB 16 13.0 12 4 3 0.54
2260 AHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 HHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total AHB 220 1038.1 856 467 1129 1.54
Total HHB 224 1162.0 993 448 1167 1.39
Total LHB 432 1182.1 981 528 1334 1.57
Total RHB 434 1018.0 868 387 962 1.33
Total 444 2200.1 1849 915 2296 1.46
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.