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Name Team Age
Longdong Swilper Retired (2037, Age 33) Died (2058, Age 55)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 SP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 13 years (23 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
A- D+ D-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- F  A+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- D- B-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- A+ B 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
C+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
F  0 11/18/2003
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
2 2 5
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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 Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year  Endurance   Velocity   Control 
2021C B D+
2022C B+C-
2023C+A-C 
2024C+A C+
2025C+A C+
2026C+A+B-
2027C+A+B-
2028B-A+B 
2029B-A+B 
2030B-A+B 
2031B-A+B 
2032B-A+B 
2033B-A+B 
2034B-A+B 
2035B-A+B 
2036B-A+B 
2037B-A+B+
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.