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Name Team Age
Eustace El Shooz Retired (2037, Age 35) Died (2070, Age 68)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 31
(2020)		 SS R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 11 years (84 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B+ A 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
A+ A+ A-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
C+ C  D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 10/22/2002
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (2B) Alt Pos (LF)
A+ (99.0 %) C+ (45.8 %) F  (1.0 %)

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Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
2025 SF 25 90 14 26 3 0 0 3 19 16 7 12 2 .731 .409 .322 .289
2026 SF 123 443 52 119 14 2 4 40 56 68 8 14 15 .686 .350 .336 .269
2027 SF 135 551 88 169 28 7 5 47 69 71 22 9 13 .794 .384 .410 .307
2028 SF 135 550 94 163 35 5 11 59 71 92 18 14 17 .814 .376 .438 .296
2029 SF 135 533 64 147 23 6 8 63 73 80 15 11 8 .750 .364 .386 .276
2030 SF 135 533 66 135 17 3 1 32 70 70 13 7 8 .641 .339 .302 .253
2031 SF 70 259 43 72 14 4 3 22 42 46 21 12 6 .781 .383 .398 .278
2032 SF 94 305 42 88 16 2 4 33 38 44 24 12 10 .758 .365 .393 .289
2033 SF 108 346 42 102 17 4 5 51 39 49 18 17 6 .776 .366 .410 .295
2034 SF 122 406 60 120 13 2 11 47 58 62 34 21 8 .804 .385 .419 .296
2035 SF 69 224 27 61 8 1 5 23 25 37 17 12 2 .728 .344 .384 .272
2036 SF 30 65 7 17 2 0 0 10 9 14 6 5 3 .643 .351 .292 .262
2037 SF-COL-PIT 20 57 6 11 3 0 1 3 6 10 4 1 2 .568 .270 .298 .193
Total 1201 4362 605 1230 193 36 58 433 575 659 207 147 100 .748 .365 .383 .282
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Eustace El Shooz has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2037-09-02The Pittsburgh Abewholes have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2037-08-23The Colorado Frosted Donuts have waived Eustace El Shooz.
2037-07-23The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Practice Doll to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2037-06-30The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have sent Practice Doll to the minors.
2037-06-25The Colorado Frosted Donuts have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2037-06-15The San Francisco Sea Men have waived Eustace El Shooz.
2037-05-12The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Tommy McElveen to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2033-08-10The San Francisco Master Batters have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block.
2031-07-03Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2031-04-29Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2026-09-16The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have re-claimed Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2026-09-16The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Fred Johnson to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2026-09-14Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 46 days.
2026-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have designated Bill Oana for assignment.
2025-10-03The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Tom Kish to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Jack Partenheimer to the minors.
2025-10-03The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Phil Lynn Erout to the minors.
2025-09-04The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Phil Lynn Erout to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors.
2025-09-03Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Santorums is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2025-08-23The San Francisco Santorums have removed Eustace El Shooz from the trade block.
2025-08-03The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team.
2021-06-11The San Francisco Succotash have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block.
2021-03-25The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Steve Morrison to Eustace El Shooz.