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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2251
Eustace El Shooz Shortstop
Retired (2037, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .282 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .748 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 1230 Age at Death 68 Date of Birth 10-22-2002
HR 58 Drafted Round 2, Pick 31
(2020)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(84 games)
RBI 433
SB 207
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A+ Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L C  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (100%) Range A  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF F  (1.0%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 0
2B C+ (45.8%) CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (99.0%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2025 SF
25
90
14
26
3
0
0
3
19
 16 0 1
7
 12 2
.731
.409
.322
.033
.289
2026 SF
123
443
52
119
14
2
4
40
56
 68 1 3
8
 14 15
.686
.350
.336
.068
.269
2027 SF
135
551
88
169
28
7
5
47
69
 71 2 3
22
 9 13
.794
.384
.410
.103
.307
2028 SF
135
550
94
163
35
5
11
59
71
 92 0 2
18
 14 17
.814
.376
.438
.142
.296
2029 SF
135
533
64
147
23
6
8
63
73
 80 2 2
15
 11 8
.750
.364
.386
.111
.276
2030 SF
135
533
66
135
17
3
1
32
70
 70 0 2
13
 7 8
.641
.339
.302
.049
.253
2031 SF
70
259
43
72
14
4
3
22
42
 46 2 0
21
 12 6
.781
.383
.398
.120
.278
2032 SF
94
305
42
88
16
2
4
33
38
 44 1 4
24
 12 10
.758
.365
.393
.105
.289
2033 SF
108
346
42
102
17
4
5
51
39
 49 1 2
18
 17 6
.776
.366
.410
.116
.295
2034 SF
122
406
60
120
13
2
11
47
58
 62 1 0
34
 21 8
.804
.385
.419
.123
.296
2035 SF
69
224
27
61
8
1
5
23
25
 37 0 1
17
 12 2
.728
.344
.384
.112
.272
2036 SF
30
65
7
17
2
0
0
10
9
 14 1 2
6
 5 3
.643
.351
.292
.031
.262
2037 SF-COL-PIT
20
57
6
11
3
0
1
3
6
 10 0 0
4
 1 2
.568
.270
.298
.105
.193
Total
1201
4362
605
1230
193
36
58
433
575
 659 11 22
207
 147 100
.748
.365
.383
.101
.282
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Eustace El Shooz has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2037-09-02The Pittsburgh Abewholes have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2037-08-23The Colorado Frosted Donuts have waived Eustace El Shooz.
2037-07-23The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Practice Doll to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2037-06-30The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have sent Practice Doll to the minors.
2037-06-25The Colorado Frosted Donuts have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2037-06-15The San Francisco Sea Men have waived Eustace El Shooz.
2037-05-12The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Tommy McElveen to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2033-08-10The San Francisco Master Batters have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block.
2031-07-03Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2031-04-29Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2026-09-16The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have re-claimed Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2026-09-16The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Fred Johnson to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2026-09-14Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 46 days.
2026-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have designated Bill Oana for assignment.
2025-10-03The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Tom Kish to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Jack Partenheimer to the minors.
2025-10-03The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Phil Lynn Erout to the minors.
2025-09-04The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Phil Lynn Erout to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors.
2025-09-03Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Santorums is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2025-08-23The San Francisco Santorums have removed Eustace El Shooz from the trade block.
2025-08-03The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team.
2021-06-11The San Francisco Succotash have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block.
2021-03-25The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Steve Morrison to Eustace El Shooz.