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Name Team Age
Eustace El Shooz Retired (2037, Age 35) Died (2070, Age 68)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 31
(2020)		 SS R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 11 years (84 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B+ A 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
A+ A+ A-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
C+ C  D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 10/22/2002
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (2B) Alt Pos (LF)
A+ (99.0 %) C+ (45.8 %) F  (1.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2025 AHP 12 43 13 2 0 0 2 8 6 .753 .404 .349 .302
2025 HHP 13 47 13 1 0 0 1 11 10 .712 .414 .298 .277
2025 LHP 19 48 13 2 0 0 1 8 6 .681 .368 .312 .271
2025 RHP 16 42 13 1 0 0 2 11 10 .786 .453 .333 .310
2026 AHP 59 226 62 10 1 3 22 21 40 .705 .337 .367 .274
2026 HHP 64 217 57 4 1 1 18 35 28 .666 .362 .304 .263
2026 LHP 68 155 46 2 1 2 10 23 22 .747 .385 .361 .297
2026 RHP 99 288 73 12 1 2 30 33 46 .653 .330 .323 .253
2027 AHP 69 285 87 10 2 2 16 35 39 .754 .379 .375 .305
2027 HHP 66 266 82 18 5 3 31 34 32 .837 .389 .447 .308
2027 LHP 79 193 58 10 5 0 11 23 23 .780 .376 .404 .301
2027 RHP 119 358 111 18 2 5 36 46 48 .802 .388 .413 .310
2028 AHP 70 284 81 19 2 7 25 37 48 .807 .366 .440 .285
2028 HHP 65 266 82 16 3 4 34 34 44 .821 .385 .436 .308
2028 LHP 69 144 45 12 0 5 23 13 19 .867 .367 .500 .312
2028 RHP 124 406 118 23 5 6 36 58 73 .795 .378 .416 .291
2029 AHP 73 282 80 12 3 5 32 46 41 .786 .386 .401 .284
2029 HHP 62 251 67 11 3 3 31 27 39 .709 .338 .371 .267
2029 LHP 73 175 50 9 3 1 17 20 27 .751 .362 .389 .286
2029 RHP 116 358 97 14 3 7 46 53 53 .750 .365 .385 .271
2030 AHP 54 208 48 5 1 0 7 30 23 .591 .326 .264 .231
2030 HHP 81 325 87 12 2 1 25 40 47 .673 .347 .326 .268
2030 LHP 73 168 47 6 2 1 10 19 21 .710 .353 .357 .280
2030 RHP 114 365 88 11 1 0 22 51 49 .609 .333 .277 .241
2031 AHP 41 149 39 6 4 2 11 24 26 .767 .371 .396 .262
2031 HHP 29 110 33 8 0 1 11 18 20 .798 .398 .400 .300
2031 LHP 33 72 20 3 1 1 8 10 13 .770 .381 .389 .278
2031 RHP 59 187 52 11 3 2 14 32 33 .785 .384 .401 .278
2032 AHP 46 152 37 3 1 1 15 24 24 .642 .346 .296 .243
2032 HHP 48 153 51 13 1 3 18 14 20 .875 .385 .490 .333
2032 LHP 45 111 31 6 2 2 10 7 19 .746 .322 .423 .279
2032 RHP 79 194 57 10 0 2 23 31 25 .764 .388 .376 .294
2033 AHP 59 185 56 8 3 3 22 21 24 .802 .375 .427 .303
2033 HHP 49 161 46 9 1 2 29 18 25 .747 .356 .391 .286
2033 LHP 54 112 31 8 1 0 13 14 22 .720 .354 .366 .277
2033 RHP 87 234 71 9 3 5 38 25 27 .803 .372 .432 .303
2034 AHP 48 161 47 7 0 3 16 24 27 .775 .384 .391 .292
2034 HHP 74 245 73 6 2 8 31 34 35 .822 .386 .437 .298
2034 LHP 73 142 46 8 1 2 16 20 25 .844 .407 .437 .324
2034 RHP 98 264 74 5 1 9 31 38 37 .782 .373 .409 .280
2035 AHP 32 103 28 4 0 3 12 11 20 .740 .342 .398 .272
2035 HHP 37 121 33 4 1 2 11 14 17 .717 .346 .372 .273
2035 LHP 30 73 21 3 1 0 6 10 14 .725 .369 .356 .288
2035 RHP 54 151 40 5 0 5 17 15 23 .729 .331 .397 .265
2036 AHP 14 35 11 2 0 0 7 8 8 .803 .432 .371 .314
2036 HHP 16 30 6 0 0 0 3 1 6 .442 .242 .200 .200
2036 LHP 11 22 7 1 0 0 3 4 4 .771 .407 .364 .318
2036 RHP 16 43 10 1 0 0 7 5 10 .576 .320 .256 .233
2037 AHP 10 33 9 3 0 1 3 4 5 .806 .351 .455 .273
2037 HHP 10 24 2 0 0 0 0 2 5 .237 .154 .083 .083
2037 LHP 8 20 4 0 0 1 1 3 4 .654 .304 .350 .200
2037 RHP 13 37 7 3 0 0 2 3 6 .520 .250 .270 .189
Total AHP 587 2146 598 91 17 30 190 293 331 .744 .365 .379 .279
Total HHP 614 2216 632 102 19 28 243 282 328 .752 .365 .386 .285
Total LHP 635 1435 419 70 17 15 129 174 219 .764 .368 .396 .292
Total RHP 994 2927 811 123 19 43 304 401 440 .740 .364 .376 .277
Total 1201 4362 1230 193 36 58 433 575 659 .748 .365 .383 .282
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Eustace El Shooz has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2037-09-02The Pittsburgh Abewholes have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2037-08-23The Colorado Frosted Donuts have waived Eustace El Shooz.
2037-07-23The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Practice Doll to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2037-06-30The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have sent Practice Doll to the minors.
2037-06-25The Colorado Frosted Donuts have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2037-06-15The San Francisco Sea Men have waived Eustace El Shooz.
2037-05-12The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Tommy McElveen to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2033-08-10The San Francisco Master Batters have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block.
2031-07-03Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2031-04-29Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2026-09-16The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have re-claimed Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire.
2026-09-16The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Fred Johnson to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment.
2026-09-14Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 46 days.
2026-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have designated Bill Oana for assignment.
2025-10-03The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Tom Kish to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Jack Partenheimer to the minors.
2025-10-03The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Phil Lynn Erout to the minors.
2025-09-04The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Phil Lynn Erout to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors.
2025-09-03Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Santorums is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2025-08-23The San Francisco Santorums have removed Eustace El Shooz from the trade block.
2025-08-03The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team.
2021-06-11The San Francisco Succotash have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block.
2021-03-25The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Steve Morrison to Eustace El Shooz.