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| Name | Team | Age |
| Eustace El Shooz | Retired (2037, Age 35) | Died (2070, Age 68) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 31 (2020) |
SS | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 11 years (84 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 10/22/2002 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (3B) | Alt Pos (2B) | Alt Pos (LF) |
| (99.0 %) | (45.8 %) | (1.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Date | Opponent | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
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| Date | Transaction |
| 2037-11-01 | Eustace El Shooz has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes |
| 2037-09-02 | The Pittsburgh Abewholes have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire. |
| 2037-08-23 | The Colorado Frosted Donuts have waived Eustace El Shooz. |
| 2037-07-23 | The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Practice Doll to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment. |
| 2037-06-30 | The Colorado Frosted Donuts have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Donuts have sent Practice Doll to the minors. |
| 2037-06-25 | The Colorado Frosted Donuts have acquired Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire. |
| 2037-06-15 | The San Francisco Sea Men have waived Eustace El Shooz. |
| 2037-05-12 | The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Tommy McElveen to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment. |
| 2033-08-10 | The San Francisco Master Batters have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block. |
| 2031-07-03 | Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2031-04-29 | Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Spandau Ballet is injured and is expected to be out 27 days. |
| 2026-09-16 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have re-claimed Eustace El Shooz from the waiver wire. |
| 2026-09-16 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Fred Johnson to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Eustace El Shooz for assignment. |
| 2026-09-14 | Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 46 days. |
| 2026-03-25 | The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have designated Bill Oana for assignment. |
| 2025-10-03 | The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Tom Kish to the minors. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Jack Partenheimer to the minors. |
| 2025-10-03 | The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Phil Lynn Erout to the minors. |
| 2025-09-04 | The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Phil Lynn Erout to the major league team. The San Francisco Santorums have sent Eustace El Shooz to the minors. |
| 2025-09-03 | Eustace El Shooz of the San Francisco Santorums is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2025-08-23 | The San Francisco Santorums have removed Eustace El Shooz from the trade block. |
| 2025-08-03 | The San Francisco Santorums have promoted Eustace El Shooz to the major league team. |
| 2021-06-11 | The San Francisco Succotash have placed Eustace El Shooz on the trade block. |
| 2021-03-25 | The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Steve Morrison to Eustace El Shooz. |