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| Name | Team | Age |
| Ernie Patterson | Retired (2034, Age 37) | Died (2062, Age 66) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 11 (2015) |
1B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 15 years (22 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 12/17/1996 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Alt Pos (2B) | Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (CF) |
| (67.9 %) | (47.5 %) | (17.2 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Date | Opponent | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2034-11-01 | Ernie Patterson has retired from the Oakland Canaries |
| 2033-04-19 | Ernie Patterson of the Oakland Canaries is injured and is expected to be out 5 days. |
| 2032-04-08 | Trade #1215010 has been completed between the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole and the Oakland Canaries. The Oakland Canaries receive Ernie Patterson, Hank Goodson, Tom Breneman, Draft Pick 2035 Round 2 WAS (Frank Johnson), Draft Pick 2034 Round 1 WAS (Mark Schueler) from the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole in exchange for Joe Seibert, Ed Moriarty. |
| 2031-05-22 | Trade #1211044 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole. The Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole receive Ernie Patterson, Gee Whiz from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Old Eieio McDonald, Nards Lelooselips, Bud Kingofqueers, Draft Pick 2033 Round 2 WAS (Terry Welch), Draft Pick 2034 Round 2 WAS (Elvio McCluskey). |
| 2028-08-17 | Ernie Patterson of the Brooklyn Gee Whiz is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2025-08-29 | Trade #1179909 has been completed between the Boston Chaperones and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Ernie Patterson, Smokey Applewood from the Boston Chaperones in exchange for Chico Giannelli, Nai Mingpolicysux. |
| 2025-05-26 | The Boston Chaperones have placed Ernie Patterson on the trade block. |
| 2024-08-24 | Ernie Patterson of the Boston Chaperones is injured and is expected to be out 28 days. |
| 2023-07-02 | Ernie Patterson of the Boston Chaperones is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
| 2021-08-10 | Ernie Patterson of the Boston BAMBINO CURSES is injured and is expected to be out 30 days. |
| 2020-03-25 | The Boston BAMBINO CURSES have promoted Ernie Patterson to the major league team. |