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Ed ONeill League
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Nards Lelooselips Center Field
Retired (2034, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .641 Status Deceased (2069) Option Years 0  
H 821 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 12-29-1998
HR 61 Drafted Round 3, Pick 35
(2016)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(11 games)
RBI 328
SB 150
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR C 
Speed B  Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL C 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 2
3B A  (85.3%) RF D  (12.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2019 WAS
93
314
27
66
9
2
2
28
23
 74 1 1
3
 6 15
.536
.265
.271
.061
.210
2020 WAS
134
474
43
101
19
1
6
34
37
 108 1 2
13
 9 10
.566
.270
.295
.082
.213
2021 WAS
139
549
60
122
22
6
5
41
46
 141 1 3
30
 12 12
.594
.282
.311
.089
.222
2022 WAS
119
412
48
90
14
1
10
50
36
 88 0 3
12
 13 7
.609
.279
.330
.112
.218
2023 WAS-ATL
34
71
9
16
3
0
0
5
6
 10 0 0
1
 2 0
.553
.286
.268
.042
.225
2024 ATL
3
3
1
1
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
1
 0 0
.667
.333
.333
.000
.333
2025 SF
18
29
4
6
0
0
1
2
5
 4 0 0
2
 0 0
.634
.324
.310
.103
.207
2026 SF
53
53
1
13
2
0
0
4
6
 10 0 0
0
 1 0
.605
.322
.283
.038
.245
2027 SF-KC
56
73
15
23
2
2
2
12
15
 14 1 0
8
 0 0
.918
.438
.479
.164
.315
2028 KC-WAS
34
38
4
4
1
1
1
1
5
 9 1 0
5
 4 0
.490
.227
.263
.158
.105
2029 WAS
89
144
17
39
6
2
3
14
8
 34 2 0
12
 5 2
.721
.318
.403
.132
.271
2030 WAS
47
56
9
14
1
0
1
5
6
 11 0 0
5
 3 0
.644
.323
.321
.071
.250
2031 WAS-BRO
120
294
35
75
13
1
6
22
28
 57 0 1
20
 4 16
.686
.319
.367
.112
.255
2032 BRO
119
330
44
89
7
7
10
44
21
 70 0 0
17
 7 13
.738
.313
.424
.155
.270
2033 BRO
151
335
39
92
16
2
9
40
35
 66 0 1
16
 5 9
.757
.342
.415
.140
.275
2034 BRO
107
282
30
70
9
2
5
26
21
 59 2 2
5
 9 12
.650
.303
.348
.099
.248
Total
1316
3457
386
821
124
27
61
328
298
 755 9 13
150
 80 96
.641
.299
.342
.104
.237
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2034-11-01Nards Lelooselips has retired from the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink
2034-06-29Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2033-09-27Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2032-09-24Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2032-07-05Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2032-06-06Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2031-05-22Trade #1211044 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole. The Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole receive Ernie Patterson, Gee Whiz from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Old Eieio McDonald, Nards Lelooselips, Bud Kingofqueers, Draft Pick 2033 Round 2 WAS (Terry Welch), Draft Pick 2034 Round 2 WAS (Elvio McCluskey).
2028-08-07The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-07-13The Washington Elites have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-06-11The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-05-22The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-05-01The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-04-01The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Eddie Hearn to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-10-13The Kansas City Scouts have re-claimed Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-10-03The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Goal Dyphone to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Lordvictor Nefarius to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Mike Darby for assignment. The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-05-16The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-05-06The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2025-04-11The San Francisco Santorums have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2025-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Primrose Price to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2023-08-19Trade #1168564 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Nards Lelooselips from the Washington Elites in exchange for DiNardo Gayvest.
2022-06-30Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2020-07-10Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2019-06-01The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Mike Murray to the minors.
2019-04-15The Washington Elites have renamed Lou McAllester to Nards Lelooselips.
2017-03-25Trade #1133137 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 WAS (Jack Pfeffer), Draft Pick 2019 Round 3 WAS (Webbo Castillo), Draft Pick 2019 Round 2 WAS (Manny Uecker) from the Washington Elites in exchange for Johnny Ward, Lou McAllester, Don Madison. Protest This Trade.