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| Name | Team | Age |
| Lazergunz Gopewpew | Retired (2027, Age 34) | Died (2065, Age 73) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 25 (2011) |
LF | B/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 3 years (73 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 11/14/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (CF) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (91.9 %) | (46.4 %) | (0.0 %) |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
| Alt Pos (C) | Alt Pos (2B) | |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Team | C | 1B | 2B | 3B | SS | LF | CF | RF | PH |
| 2024 | BOS | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 3 | 11 |
| 2025 | BOS | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2026 | BOS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 4 | 9 |
| 2027 | BOS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2027-11-01 | Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers |
| 2024-07-11 | The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment. |
| 2024-07-11 | The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire. |
| 2023-04-28 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. |
| 2020-04-01 | The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew. |