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Ed ONeill League
4-13-2260
Lazergunz Gopewpew Left Field
Retired (2027, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .209 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .555 Status Deceased (2065) Option Years 0  
H 24 Age at Death 73 Date of Birth 11-14-1992
HR 1 Drafted Round 2, Pick 25
(2011)		 Majors Svc Time 3 years
(73 games)
RBI 12
SB 9
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L C- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF A  (91.9%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF C+ (46.4%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2024 BOS
34
72
9
14
2
0
0
9
10
 17 2 1
5
 1 1
.528
.306
.222
.028
.194
2025 BOS
15
11
1
2
0
0
0
0
1
 4 0 0
1
 0 0
.432
.250
.182
.000
.182
2026 BOS
30
29
4
8
0
0
1
3
3
 5 0 0
3
 1 1
.723
.344
.379
.103
.276
2027 BOS
13
3
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
92
115
14
24
2
0
1
12
14
 26 2 1
9
 2 2
.555
.303
.252
.043
.209
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2027-11-01Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment.
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire.
2023-04-28The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team.
2020-04-01The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew.