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Name	Team	Age
Lazergunz Gopewpew	Retired (2027, Age 34)	Died (2065, Age 73)
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 25 (2011)	LF	B/R
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League	0	3 years (73 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
B-	B-	C+
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
B	B+	A-
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
C+	C-	D+
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B-	D-	D-
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
A	A+	A+
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
C	0	11/14/1992
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
0	0	0
Alt Pos (CF)	Alt Pos (RF)	Alt Pos (---)
A  (91.9 %)	C+ (46.4 %)	F  (0.0 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
2011	C	C	C+	D+	A-	C-	D
2012	C	C+	C+	C-	A-	C-	D+
2013	C+	C+	B-	C-	A-	C	D+
2014	C+	C+	B	C-	A	C	C-
2015	B-	B-	B	C-	A	C	C-
2016	B-	B-	B	C-	A	C+	C
2017	B	B-	B	C-	A	C+	C
2018	B	B-	B+	C-	A	C+	C
2019	B+	B-	B+	C	A	C+	C+
2020	B+	B-	B+	C	A	C+	C+
2021	B+	B-	B+	C	A	B-	C+
2022	B+	B	A-	C	A	B-	B-
2023	B+	B	A-	C	A	B-	B-
2024	B+	B	A-	C	A	B-	B-
2025	B+	B	A-	C	A	B-	B-
2026	B+	B	A-	C	A	B-	B-
2027	B+	B-	B+	C-	A-	B-	C+

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
2027-11-01	Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers
2024-07-11	The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment.
2024-07-11	The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire.
2023-04-28	The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew.
2023-04-01	The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment.
2023-04-01	The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team.
2020-04-01	The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew.