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Name Team Age
Lazergunz Gopewpew Retired (2027, Age 34) Died (2065, Age 73)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 25
(2011)		 LF B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 3 years (73 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B- B- C+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B  B+ A-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
C+ C- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A  A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C  0 11/14/1992
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (CF) Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (---)
A  (91.9 %) C+ (46.4 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Type   Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2011 Minors 33.00 1 / 1 8 / 8 5 / 5 2 / 2 1 / 4 5 / 5 8 / 8 30 / 33
2011 Pos (LF) 17.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 14 / 17
2012 Minors 31.00 9 / 9 2 / 3 6 / 6 3 / 3 0 / 5 3 / 3 2 / 2 25 / 31
2012 Pos (LF) 9.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 6 / 9
2013 Minors 27.00 0 / 1 5 / 5 4 / 7 1 / 1 2 / 4 2 / 2 7 / 7 21 / 27
2014 Minors 23.00 4 / 4 3 / 5 4 / 6 0 / 0 1 / 6 1 / 1 1 / 1 14 / 23
2015 Minors 25.00 4 / 5 0 / 1 2 / 3 1 / 1 0 / 3 6 / 7 4 / 5 17 / 25
2016 Minors 15.00 1 / 1 1 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 5 1 / 4 3 / 3 7 / 15
2017 Minors 27.00 5 / 9 1 / 1 2 / 6 1 / 1 0 / 5 1 / 2 2 / 3 12 / 27
2018 Minors 37.00 4 / 5 1 / 4 4 / 10 1 / 3 1 / 4 2 / 6 4 / 5 17 / 37
2019 Minors 26.00 0 / 4 1 / 3 1 / 4 1 / 3 0 / 6 2 / 3 2 / 3 7 / 26
2020 Minors 25.00 0 / 3 1 / 4 0 / 5 2 / 3 0 / 1 1 / 4 2 / 5 6 / 25
2021 Minors 31.00 1 / 9 2 / 4 2 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 3 1 / 6 2 / 4 8 / 31
2022 Minors 20.00 1 / 7 1 / 4 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 3 1 / 2 0 / 0 3 / 20
2023 Minors 3.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 3
2023 Majors 9.00 0 / 1 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 0 1 / 3 0 / 0 0 / 1 1 / 9
2024 Majors 16.98 73 17 0 0 / 3 0 / 1 0 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 3 0 / 16
2025 Majors 17.31 162 2 0 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 6 0 / 3 0 / 3 1 / 3 0 / 0 1 / 17
2026 Majors 20.46 162 4 0 -3 / 3 -8 / 1 -2 / 4 -4 / 2 -7 / 5 0 / 3 -3 / 2 -27 / 20
2027 Majors 16.32 162 0 0 -4 / 2 -6 / 0 -2 / 3 -3 / 3 -2 / 2 0 / 4 -1 / 2 -18 / 16
Total 559 23 0 23 / 68 12 / 48 26 / 77 5 / 32 -2 / 64 28 / 58 33 / 54 145 / 427
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2027-11-01Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment.
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire.
2023-04-28The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team.
2020-04-01The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew.