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| Name | Team | Age |
| Lazergunz Gopewpew | Retired (2027, Age 34) | Died (2065, Age 73) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 25 (2011) |
LF | B/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 3 years (73 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 11/14/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (CF) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (91.9 %) | (46.4 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | POS | Team | G | GS | INN | TC | PO | A | E | DP | PB | SB | CS | CS% | +/- | RF
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FPCT |
| 2024 | C | BOS | 1 | 1 | 9.0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | NaN% | 0 | 6.00 | 1.000 |
| 2B | BOS | 1 | 1 | 9.0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 3.00 | 1.000 | |||||
| LF | BOS | 13 | 7 | 66.0 | 13 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1.77 | 1.000 | |||||
| CF | BOS | 5 | 5 | 40.0 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -1 | 2.25 | .909 | |||||
| RF | BOS | 3 | 3 | 25.0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.16 | 1.000 | |||||
| 2025 | 2B | BOS | 1 | 1 | 8.0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 2.25 | 1.000 | ||||
| LF | BOS | 13 | 0 | 22.66 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.57 | 1.000 | |||||
| RF | BOS | 1 | 1 | 9.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | NaN | |||||
| 2026 | LF | BOS | 17 | 0 | 30.0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.70 | 1.000 | ||||
| RF | BOS | 4 | 4 | 35.0 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.54 | .857 | |||||
| 2027 | LF | BOS | 13 | 0 | 26.0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.73 | 1.000 | ||||
| Pos Total | C | 1 | 1 | 9.0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | NaN% | 0 | 6.00 | 1.000 | |
| 2B | 2 | 2 | 17.0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 2.65 | 1.000 | ||||||
| LF | 56 | 7 | 144.66 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2.24 | 1.000 | ||||||
| CF | 5 | 5 | 40.0 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -1 | 2.25 | .909 | ||||||
| RF | 8 | 8 | 69.0 | 13 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.57 | .923 | ||||||
| Total | 72 | 23 | 279.66 | 71 | 66 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | NaN% | -3 | 2.22 | .972 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2027-11-01 | Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers |
| 2024-07-11 | The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment. |
| 2024-07-11 | The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire. |
| 2023-04-28 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. |
| 2020-04-01 | The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew. |