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| Name | Team | Age |
| Nards LeChokeArtist | Retired (2028, Age 36) | Died (2074, Age 82) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 13 (2010) |
C | L/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 14 years (79 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 3/27/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (1B) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (57.9 %) | (7.5 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| 2012 | NL | Rookie of the Year |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2028-11-01 | Nards LeChokeArtist has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers |
| 2027-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have removed Nards LeChokeArtist from the trade block. |
| 2025-03-25 | The San Francisco Santorums have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block. |
| 2024-08-04 | Trade #1174100 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Nards LeChokeArtist, Kardowe Killebrew, Eric Ballard from the Washington Elites in exchange for Bill Doljack, Nardi Nolte, Yusda P. Micelph, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 SF (Bob Donahue). |
| 2021-04-01 | The Washington Elites have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block. |
| 2020-05-15 | Nards LeChokeArtist of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 31 days. |
| 2017-03-25 | The Washington Elites have promoted Oliver Clothesov to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeFifthroundtradespecial to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. |
| 2014-06-22 | Trade #1118617 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Washington Elites. The Washington Elites receive Nards LeChokeArtist from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Alan Hutchings. Protest This Trade. |
| 2012-04-01 | The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Dick Bolling to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Ollie Hunter to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Frank Rabb to the major league team. |
| 2010-04-01 | The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Bob Aucoin to Nards LeChokeArtist. |
| 2009-10-23 | A trade has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Bail Bonds, Mumbles Moonbat Menino, Dick Bolling, Draft Pick 2012 Round 1 WAS (Kardowe Killebrew), Draft Pick 2011 Round 1 WAS (Beiker Sullivan), Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 WAS (Nards LeChokeArtist) from the Washington Elites in exchange for O"shea Jackson, Sicilic Smallwood. Protest This Trade. |