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Ed ONeill League
4-28-2247
Nards LeChokeArtist Catcher
Retired (2028, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .682 Status Deceased (2074) Option Years 0  
H 1325 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 03-27-1992
HR 56 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2010)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(79 games)
RBI 497
SB 148
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A+ Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R C  Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B D- (7.5%) LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF B- (57.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2012 ATL
157
513
48
124
17
0
4
44
56
 70 1 3
0
 0 12
.614
.316
.298
.057
.242
2013 ATL
157
561
49
130
13
1
4
43
73
 84 0 2
0
 0 16
.599
.319
.280
.048
.232
2014 ATL-WAS
28
83
10
28
3
0
0
5
14
 11 0 1
0
 0 4
.802
.429
.373
.036
.337
2017 WAS
135
482
64
135
28
3
3
45
66
 64 2 1
15
 17 7
.738
.368
.369
.089
.280
2018 WAS
146
513
56
135
23
2
7
65
63
 75 1 2
18
 7 12
.700
.344
.357
.094
.263
2019 WAS
143
569
64
149
21
1
5
55
65
 93 1 1
23
 6 14
.667
.338
.329
.067
.262
2020 WAS
121
209
29
53
7
2
1
20
30
 28 1 0
14
 5 6
.671
.350
.321
.067
.254
2021 WAS
129
184
17
40
7
0
3
18
32
 28 4 2
8
 6 2
.647
.342
.304
.087
.217
2022 WAS
129
251
24
74
10
3
2
18
19
 33 3 1
9
 9 3
.733
.350
.382
.088
.295
2023 WAS
108
312
43
82
19
1
5
33
41
 35 1 1
11
 9 6
.728
.349
.378
.115
.263
2024 WAS-SF
76
150
15
40
8
0
2
22
10
 31 0 0
5
 4 0
.672
.312
.360
.093
.267
2025 SF
12
29
6
9
1
1
0
3
3
 3 0 0
3
 4 1
.789
.375
.414
.103
.310
2026 SF
122
441
66
116
24
3
7
41
59
 77 1 0
22
 18 1
.730
.351
.379
.116
.263
2027 SF
140
448
61
120
18
3
9
51
65
 78 3 2
9
 14 2
.745
.363
.382
.114
.268
2028 SF
123
403
42
90
15
3
4
34
53
 70 1 1
11
 6 2
.620
.314
.305
.082
.223
Total
1726
5148
594
1325
214
23
56
497
649
 780 19 17
148
 105 88
.682
.342
.341
.083
.257
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Nards LeChokeArtist has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers
2027-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have removed Nards LeChokeArtist from the trade block.
2025-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2024-08-04Trade #1174100 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Nards LeChokeArtist, Kardowe Killebrew, Eric Ballard from the Washington Elites in exchange for Bill Doljack, Nardi Nolte, Yusda P. Micelph, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 SF (Bob Donahue).
2021-04-01The Washington Elites have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2020-05-15Nards LeChokeArtist of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-03-25The Washington Elites have promoted Oliver Clothesov to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeFifthroundtradespecial to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team.
2014-06-22Trade #1118617 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Washington Elites. The Washington Elites receive Nards LeChokeArtist from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Alan Hutchings. Protest This Trade.
2012-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Dick Bolling to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Ollie Hunter to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Frank Rabb to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Bob Aucoin to Nards LeChokeArtist.
2009-10-23A trade has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Bail Bonds, Mumbles Moonbat Menino, Dick Bolling, Draft Pick 2012 Round 1 WAS (Kardowe Killebrew), Draft Pick 2011 Round 1 WAS (Beiker Sullivan), Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 WAS (Nards LeChokeArtist) from the Washington Elites in exchange for O"shea Jackson, Sicilic Smallwood. Protest This Trade.