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Name Team Age
Ike Dressen Retired (2024, Age 35) Died (2070, Age 82)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 12
(2006)		 3B L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (41 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ A+ B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B- B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
A  A- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- F  F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C- A  A-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B- 0 11/26/1988
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
3 3 5
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2010 AHP 74 302 66 11 0 5 21 25 70 .587 .283 .305 .219
2010 HHP 72 300 82 17 1 14 41 21 61 .804 .327 .477 .273
2010 LHP 63 174 38 6 0 4 14 7 39 .570 .249 .322 .218
2010 RHP 123 428 110 22 1 15 48 39 92 .744 .326 .418 .257
2011 AHP 70 287 70 9 2 10 30 31 59 .716 .322 .394 .244
2011 HHP 76 307 92 9 4 17 48 25 61 .876 .354 .521 .300
2011 LHP 67 208 50 9 3 8 22 15 38 .723 .295 .428 .240
2011 RHP 121 386 112 9 3 19 56 41 82 .838 .361 .477 .290
2012 AHP 73 301 71 10 1 11 40 25 69 .682 .297 .385 .236
2012 HHP 73 295 86 10 3 25 52 29 57 .958 .358 .600 .292
2012 LHP 67 169 47 8 1 11 30 14 28 .866 .333 .533 .278
2012 RHP 124 427 110 12 3 25 62 40 98 .800 .325 .475 .258
2013 AHP 70 276 70 10 1 13 44 34 65 .773 .334 .438 .254
2013 HHP 76 292 87 13 2 14 51 40 48 .883 .383 .500 .298
2013 LHP 75 126 28 2 0 1 10 19 32 .591 .329 .262 .222
2013 RHP 138 442 129 21 3 26 85 55 81 .898 .369 .529 .292
2014 AHP 73 293 91 13 4 10 35 31 55 .864 .379 .485 .311
2014 HHP 73 277 75 7 3 12 30 30 56 .790 .342 .448 .271
2014 LHP 79 137 42 2 3 6 19 14 23 .871 .375 .496 .307
2014 RHP 139 433 124 18 4 16 46 47 88 .814 .357 .457 .286
2015 AHP 66 261 85 5 2 20 52 27 38 .977 .387 .590 .326
2015 HHP 68 263 77 13 5 11 48 29 68 .870 .364 .506 .293
2015 LHP 59 123 42 6 2 6 27 12 27 .963 .394 .569 .341
2015 RHP 126 401 120 12 5 25 73 44 79 .911 .370 .541 .299
2016 AHP 69 277 101 10 5 19 64 40 45 1.088 .445 .643 .365
2016 HHP 63 254 76 10 7 15 57 29 48 .941 .370 .571 .299
2016 LHP 59 135 49 5 3 8 33 18 30 1.058 .436 .622 .363
2016 RHP 123 396 128 15 9 26 88 51 63 1.004 .401 .604 .323
2017 AHP 73 304 84 8 2 19 50 32 62 .848 .345 .503 .276
2017 HHP 73 282 75 13 3 8 51 35 68 .764 .346 .418 .266
2017 LHP 78 167 47 6 2 6 32 20 38 .809 .360 .449 .281
2017 RHP 137 419 112 15 3 21 69 47 92 .808 .340 .468 .267
2018 AHP 74 305 83 12 2 17 46 35 70 .841 .349 .492 .272
2018 HHP 73 285 73 13 3 11 54 32 59 .770 .331 .439 .256
2018 LHP 70 148 38 3 3 5 24 17 32 .752 .333 .419 .257
2018 RHP 135 442 118 22 2 23 76 50 97 .825 .343 .482 .267
2019 AHP 73 305 95 14 3 18 57 36 58 .941 .387 .554 .311
2019 HHP 73 287 82 18 4 15 49 38 53 .903 .370 .533 .286
2019 LHP 76 173 56 10 5 13 40 20 37 1.056 .392 .665 .324
2019 RHP 134 419 121 22 2 20 66 54 74 .868 .374 .494 .289
2020 AHP 74 317 111 13 5 17 76 26 70 .982 .398 .584 .350
2020 HHP 72 262 93 12 1 17 59 34 44 1.035 .432 .603 .355
2020 LHP 85 201 60 9 3 11 41 19 49 .896 .359 .537 .299
2020 RHP 123 378 144 16 3 23 94 41 65 1.064 .442 .622 .381
2021 AHP 70 302 91 12 4 15 53 20 63 .860 .344 .517 .301
2021 HHP 76 295 85 15 3 18 55 37 56 .911 .369 .542 .288
2021 LHP 81 141 42 5 2 13 36 12 33 .991 .353 .638 .298
2021 RHP 139 456 134 22 5 20 72 45 86 .853 .358 .496 .294
2022 AHP 73 317 95 13 5 23 61 24 62 .938 .348 .590 .300
2022 HHP 73 293 91 17 3 18 59 31 50 .951 .377 .573 .311
2022 LHP 91 186 57 8 2 11 40 22 40 .928 .380 .548 .306
2022 RHP 138 424 129 22 6 30 80 33 72 .951 .354 .597 .304
2023 AHP 65 240 73 18 1 10 23 25 44 .882 .370 .512 .304
2023 HHP 65 240 65 8 3 16 32 35 47 .897 .368 .529 .271
2023 LHP 45 46 12 1 0 2 9 6 12 .759 .346 .413 .261
2023 RHP 121 434 126 25 4 24 46 54 79 .904 .371 .532 .290
2024 AHP 77 217 51 7 2 6 24 32 45 .707 .339 .369 .235
2024 HHP 78 226 51 8 1 10 29 32 47 .727 .324 .403 .226
2024 LHP 59 59 13 0 1 2 8 8 14 .669 .313 .356 .220
2024 RHP 118 384 89 15 2 14 45 56 78 .725 .334 .391 .232
Total AHP 1074 4304 1237 165 39 213 676 443 875 .847 .355 .492 .287
Total HHP 1084 4158 1190 183 46 221 715 477 823 .873 .361 .512 .286
Total LHP 1054 2193 621 80 30 107 385 223 472 .843 .350 .493 .283
Total RHP 1939 6269 1806 268 55 327 1006 697 1226 .866 .361 .505 .288
Total 2158 8462 2427 348 85 434 1391 920 1698 .860 .358 .502 .287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2024-11-01Ike Dressen has retired from the Philadelphia Wardogs
2022-10-23The Florida ermagerds have removed Ike Dressen from the trade block.
2021-10-20The Florida ermagerds have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2016-09-13J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2015-06-10J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2013-04-10The Florida Dingleberries have renamed Ike Dressen to J.W. Bunghole.
2013-04-01Trade #1111248 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Florida Globules of Feces. The Florida Globules of Feces receive Ike Dressen, Moonbat Menino from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Zeek Johnson, Rich Manush, Draft Pick 2014 Round 1 FLA (Cock Diesel), Draft Pick 2015 Round 1 FLA (Herb Milan). Protest This Trade.
2012-05-15The Atlanta AeroNauts have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2010-03-25A trade has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Giancarlo Diosa, Sterling Cash from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Ike Dressen, Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 TEX (Childish Gambino). Protest This Trade.
2006-04-01The Texas Fury have renamed Augie Sheely to Ike Dressen.