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Ed ONeill League
7-9-2248
Ike Dressen Third Base
Retired (2024, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .287 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .860 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 2427 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 11-26-1988
HR 434 Drafted Round 1, Pick 12
(2006)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(41 games)
RBI 1391
SB 324
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R A  Power vs. L A- Velocity F    Mentor vR A 
Speed B+ Bunt D+ Control F    Mentor vL A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 3
1B --- LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 5
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 7
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2010 ATL
146
602
78
148
28
1
19
62
46
 131 5 0
0
 0 40
.695
.305
.390
.145
.246
2011 ATL
146
594
86
162
18
6
27
78
56
 120 3 0
31
 10 15
.798
.338
.460
.187
.273
2012 ATL
146
596
95
157
20
4
36
92
54
 126 3 1
19
 10 18
.819
.327
.492
.228
.263
2013 FLA
146
568
92
157
23
3
27
95
74
 113 1 2
38
 27 12
.830
.360
.470
.194
.276
2014 FLA
146
570
102
166
20
7
22
65
61
 111 3 3
42
 22 14
.828
.361
.467
.175
.291
2015 FLA
134
524
94
162
18
7
31
100
56
 106 2 4
28
 14 13
.923
.375
.548
.239
.309
2016 FLA
132
531
107
177
20
12
34
121
69
 93 2 3
16
 6 11
1.018
.410
.608
.275
.333
2017 FLA
146
586
102
159
21
5
27
101
67
 130 1 3
25
 14 14
.808
.346
.462
.191
.271
2018 FLA
147
590
104
156
25
5
28
100
67
 129 1 0
23
 7 13
.807
.340
.466
.202
.264
2019 FLA
146
592
108
177
32
7
33
106
74
 111 4 3
20
 12 17
.923
.379
.544
.245
.299
2020 FLA
146
579
111
204
25
6
34
135
60
 114 3 3
19
 15 16
1.006
.414
.592
.240
.352
2021 FLA
146
597
122
176
27
7
33
108
57
 119 3 5
24
 10 14
.886
.356
.529
.235
.295
2022 FLA
146
610
127
186
30
8
41
120
55
 112 1 2
11
 12 23
.944
.362
.582
.277
.305
2023 PHI
130
480
82
138
26
4
26
55
60
 91 2 0
20
 12 13
.890
.369
.521
.233
.288
2024 PHI
155
443
67
102
15
3
16
53
64
 92 3 0
8
 11 13
.717
.331
.386
.156
.230
Total
2158
8462
1477
2427
348
85
434
1391
920
 1698 37 29
324
 182 246
.860
.358
.502
.215
.287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2024-11-01Ike Dressen has retired from the Philadelphia Wardogs
2022-10-23The Florida ermagerds have removed Ike Dressen from the trade block.
2021-10-20The Florida ermagerds have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2016-09-13J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2015-06-10J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2013-04-10The Florida Dingleberries have renamed Ike Dressen to J.W. Bunghole.
2013-04-01Trade #1111248 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Florida Globules of Feces. The Florida Globules of Feces receive Ike Dressen, Moonbat Menino from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Zeek Johnson, Rich Manush, Draft Pick 2014 Round 1 FLA (Cock Diesel), Draft Pick 2015 Round 1 FLA (Herb Milan). Protest This Trade.
2012-05-15The Atlanta AeroNauts have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2010-03-25A trade has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Giancarlo Diosa, Sterling Cash from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Ike Dressen, Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 TEX (Childish Gambino). Protest This Trade.
2006-04-01The Texas Fury have renamed Augie Sheely to Ike Dressen.