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Name	Team	Age
Ike Dressen	Retired (2024, Age 35)	Died (2070, Age 82)
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 12 (2006)	3B	L/L
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League	0	15 years (41 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
B+	A+	B
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
B+	B-	B+
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
A	A-	D+
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B-	F	F
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
C-	A	A-
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
B-	0	11/26/1988
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
3	3	5
Alt Pos (---)	Alt Pos (---)	Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %)	F  (0.0 %)	F  (0.0 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
2006	C-	C+	D	C	B	B	C-
2007	C	B-	D+	C+	B	B+	C-
2008	C+	B	C-	B-	B+	A-	C
2009	B-	B+	C	B	B+	A	C
2010	B	A-	C+	B+	A-	A+	C+
2011	B	A-	C+	A-	A-	A+	B-
2012	B	A	C+	A-	A-	A+	B
2013	B+	A+	B-	A	A	A+	B
2014	B+	A+	B-	A	A	A+	B
2015	B+	A+	B-	A	A	A+	B+
2016	A-	A+	B-	A	A	A+	B+
2017	A-	A+	B	A+	A	A+	B+
2018	A-	A+	B	A+	A	A+	B+
2019	A-	A+	B	A+	A	A+	B+
2020	A-	A+	B	A+	A	A+	B+
2021	A-	A+	B	A+	A	A+	B+
2022	A-	A+	B	A+	A	A+	B+
2023	A-	A+	B-	A	A-	A+	B+
2024	A-	A	B-	A-	A-	A+	B+

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
2024-11-01	Ike Dressen has retired from the Philadelphia Wardogs
2022-10-23	The Florida ermagerds have removed Ike Dressen from the trade block.
2021-10-20	The Florida ermagerds have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2016-09-13	J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2015-06-10	J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2013-04-10	The Florida Dingleberries have renamed Ike Dressen to J.W. Bunghole.
2013-04-01	Trade #1111248 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Florida Globules of Feces. The Florida Globules of Feces receive Ike Dressen, Moonbat Menino from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Zeek Johnson, Rich Manush, Draft Pick 2014 Round 1 FLA (Cock Diesel), Draft Pick 2015 Round 1 FLA (Herb Milan). Protest This Trade.
2012-05-15	The Atlanta AeroNauts have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2010-03-25	A trade has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Giancarlo Diosa, Sterling Cash from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Ike Dressen, Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 TEX (Childish Gambino). Protest This Trade.
2006-04-01	The Texas Fury have renamed Augie Sheely to Ike Dressen.