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Ed ONeill League
4-28-2253
Jose Distaso Right Field
Retired (2020, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .305 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .876 Status Deceased (2050) Option Years 0  
H 2166 Age at Death 67 Date of Birth 12-23-1983
HR 267 Drafted Round 1, Pick 7
(2001)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(154 games)
RBI 1086
SB 173
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B- Velocity F    Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D+ Control D    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (98.8%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF C+ (48.0%)   Health F  LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2006 MIA
130
540
88
142
23
3
13
54
57
 92 2 4
23
 8 3
.722
.333
.389
.126
.263
2007 MIA
130
568
93
168
20
6
16
71
56
 107 3 2
20
 4 6
.798
.361
.437
.141
.296
2008 MIA
130
533
90
149
21
9
22
79
54
 85 0 3
19
 9 0
.821
.344
.477
.197
.280
2009 MIA
106
411
78
126
24
8
11
45
49
 78 2 1
17
 15 3
.866
.382
.484
.178
.307
2010 MIA
130
530
113
168
27
8
21
83
66
 86 2 1
2
 0 2
.911
.394
.517
.200
.317
2011 MIA
130
548
104
172
35
9
21
83
51
 79 3 6
1
 1 0
.897
.372
.526
.212
.314
2012 MIA
130
514
85
172
27
6
22
90
60
 80 0 1
2
 1 2
.942
.403
.539
.204
.335
2013 MIA
130
516
74
158
33
8
11
63
44
 74 1 4
4
 0 5
.824
.359
.465
.159
.306
2014 MIA
114
428
85
126
33
6
15
77
67
 76 3 5
4
 2 4
.894
.390
.505
.210
.294
2015 MIA
130
490
90
159
26
13
26
100
57
 86 2 5
4
 0 40
.983
.394
.590
.265
.324
2016 MIA
130
498
88
151
28
10
21
101
53
 83 2 6
4
 0 11
.895
.369
.526
.223
.303
2017 MIA-MON
124
454
75
145
29
7
21
80
48
 76 0 2
10
 2 11
.936
.383
.553
.233
.319
2018 MON
137
504
99
162
28
10
28
84
39
 75 5 1
32
 9 6
.959
.375
.583
.262
.321
2019 MON
143
468
98
147
22
7
19
69
55
 76 0 2
27
 11 3
.898
.385
.513
.199
.314
2020 MON
79
91
8
21
6
1
0
7
10
 20 0 0
4
 3 0
.626
.307
.319
.088
.231
Total
1873
7093
1268
2166
382
111
267
1086
766
 1173 25 43
173
 65 96
.876
.373
.503
.198
.305
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2020-11-01Jose Distaso has retired from the Montreal Poutine saucisses
2017-08-03Trade #1136370 has been completed between the Montreal Poutine saucisses and the Miami Underwaters. The Miami Underwaters receive Rocco DiNero, Draft Pick 2020 Round 2 MON (Alex Griffith), Draft Pick 2018 Round 1 MON (Mike Larkin) from the Montreal Poutine saucisses in exchange for Jose Distaso. Protest This Trade.
2016-04-01The Miami Ooh La Lahs have placed Jose Distaso on the trade block.
2014-09-09Jose Distaso of the Miami Snoop Lions is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2009-05-16Jose Distaso of the Miami Ethiopan Clowns is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2006-04-01The Miami Face-Eating Zombies have promoted Jose Distaso to the major league team. The Miami Face-Eating Zombies have promoted Rudy Rogers to the major league team. The Miami Face-Eating Zombies have promoted Luke Donovan to the major league team. The Miami Face-Eating Zombies have designated Ernie Jones for assignment.