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Graig Nettles League 3-31-2193 |
| ERIC SHOULD BUY ME |  Right FieldRetired (2108, Age 37) |
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CAREER | BIOGRAPHICAL DATA | ||||
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| AVG | .254 | Total Rating |
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Bats/Throws | R/R | |
| OPS | .762 | Status | Deceased (2136) | Option Years | 0
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| H | 555 | Age at Death | 65 | Date of Birth | 10-27-2071 | |
| HR | 117 | Drafted | Round 2, Pick 32 (2090) |
Majors Svc Time | 12 years (130 games) |
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| RBI | 396 | |||||
| SB | 14 | |||||
| OFFENSE | PITCHING | MENTORING | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Contact vs. R | Contact vs. L | Endurance |
Ldrship |
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| Power vs. R | Power vs. L | Velocity |
Mentor vR |
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| Speed | Bunt | Control |
Mentor vL |
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| POSITIONS | DEFENSE/HEALTH | POSTSEASON | |||||||
| C * | --- | SS | (22.4%) | Range | WS Rings | 2 | |||
| 1B | (44.1%) | LF | --- | Arm | WS Appearances | 4 | |||
| 2B | --- | CF | (91.5%) |
Health |
LCS Appearances | 7 | |||
| 3B | --- | RF | (100%) |
Injured Days |
0 | All Star Teams | 0 | ||
| Notes: | I COULDS HAS BEENED A SUPER BADASS BUT THE OWNER OF THIS TEAM IS A SHIT...HEAD. (i mean look at them numbers. i hit 108 motherfucking home runs. bombs. missles. round trippers. taters. whatever. i hit them, and i could have hit many more.) | ||||||||
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.
| Year
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Team | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | HBP | SF | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | ISO | AVG | Awards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2094 | CHA | 30 |
40 |
5 |
7
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1 |
0 |
1 |
3 |
3 |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
3 | 1 | .508 |
.233 |
.275 |
.100 |
.175 |
|
| 2095 | CHA | 18 |
72 |
12 |
12
|
1 |
0 |
4 |
10 |
8 |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 1 | .597 |
.250 |
.347 |
.181 |
.167 |
|
| 2096 | CHA | 130 |
335 |
39 |
83
|
16 |
2 |
16 |
60 |
20 |
87 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
0 | 2 | .742 |
.291 |
.451 |
.203 |
.248 |
|
| 2097 | CHA | 156 |
209 |
32 |
51
|
5 |
1 |
13 |
43 |
11 |
50 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
0 | 1 | .743 |
.279 |
.464 |
.220 |
.244 |
|
| 2098 | CHA | 129 |
170 |
37 |
53
|
9 |
0 |
11 |
35 |
12 |
52 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
1 | 0 | .923 |
.364 |
.559 |
.247 |
.312 |
|
| 2099 | CHA | 54 |
104 |
16 |
34
|
6 |
0 |
5 |
27 |
0 |
22 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
1 | 1 | .853 |
.324 |
.529 |
.202 |
.327 |
|
| 2100 | CHA | 8 |
32 |
2 |
11
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
1 |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 0 | .770 |
.364 |
.406 |
.062 |
.344 |
|
| 2101 | CHA | 50 |
178 |
22 |
51
|
9 |
1 |
7 |
33 |
12 |
33 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 4 | .805 |
.339 |
.466 |
.180 |
.287 |
|
| 2102 | CHA | 18 |
35 |
4 |
7
|
3 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
3 |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 0 | .635 |
.263 |
.371 |
.171 |
.200 |
|
| 2103 | CHA | 73 |
78 |
9 |
22
|
4 |
0 |
4 |
11 |
7 |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 0 | .828 |
.341 |
.487 |
.205 |
.282 |
|
| 2104 | BAL | 142 |
258 |
30 |
63
|
10 |
2 |
12 |
29 |
12 |
64 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
11 | 1 | .715 |
.277 |
.438 |
.194 |
.244 |
|
| 2105 | BAL-CHA | 144 |
291 |
42 |
74
|
11 |
0 |
23 |
65 |
18 |
71 | 0 | 5 | 3 |
0 | 3 | .822 |
.293 |
.529 |
.275 |
.254 |
|
| 2106 | CHA | 103 |
170 |
17 |
37
|
7 |
0 |
9 |
26 |
16 |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 4 | .706 |
.289 |
.418 |
.200 |
.218 |
|
| 2107 | CHA | 46 |
151 |
20 |
37
|
3 |
1 |
7 |
25 |
8 |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 0 | .700 |
.283 |
.417 |
.172 |
.245 |
|
| 2108 | CHA | 19 |
61 |
12 |
13
|
2 |
2 |
4 |
17 |
4 |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 1 | .770 |
.262 |
.508 |
.295 |
.213 |
|
| Total | 1120 |
2184 |
299 |
555
|
89 |
9 |
117 |
396 |
135 |
523 | 6 | 10 | 14 |
16 | 19 | .762 |
.298 |
.464 |
.210 |
.254 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2108-11-01 | ERIC SHOULD BUY ME has retired from the Chicago Swopelated DopeyCorns! |
| 2107-07-11 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have placed ERIC SHOULD BUY ME on the trade block. |
| 2105-05-02 | Trade #1112258 has been completed between the Baltimore Blue Crabs and the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS!. The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! receive ERIC SHOULD BUY ME from the Baltimore Blue Crabs in exchange for Hunkey Reuschel. Protest This Trade. |
| 2104-03-31 | Trade #1106260 has been completed between the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! and the Baltimore Blue Crabs. The Baltimore Blue Crabs receive ERIC SHOULD BUY ME, The Small Unit, Rich Cronin, Pete Gelnar, Draft Pick 2107 Round 1 CHA (I Shipped My Pants), Draft Pick 2106 Round 1 CHA (Blaine Holloway) from the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! in exchange for Wiley Roland, Nanny Wagner, Lynn Wallace. Protest This Trade. |
| 2103-06-11 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have placed ERIC SHOULD BUY ME on the trade block. |
| 2102-05-31 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have re-claimed ERIC SHOULD BUY ME from the waiver wire. |
| 2102-05-31 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have designated ERIC SHOULD BUY ME for assignment. |
| 2102-05-06 | ERIC SHOULD BUY ME of the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! is injured and is expected to be out 56 days. |
| 2098-05-06 | ERIC SHOULD BUY ME of the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2096-08-26 | ERIC SHOULD BUY ME of the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! is injured and is expected to be out 19 days. |
| 2096-04-01 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have promoted ERIC SHOULD BUY ME to the major league team. The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have designated Dick "Don"tcallmeDick" Adams for assignment. |
| 2095-10-03 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have sent ERIC SHOULD BUY ME to the minors. |
| 2095-09-07 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have promoted ERIC SHOULD BUY ME to the major league team. The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have designated Harvey Hittle for assignment. |
| 2095-04-13 | The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have renamed Stu Lum to ERIC SHOULD BUY ME. |
| 2094-06-17 | The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have promoted Kevin Chapman to the major league team. The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have sent Stu Lum to the minors. |
| 2094-05-19 | The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have promoted Stu Lum to the major league team. The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have sent Kevin Chapman to the minors. |
| 2094-04-06 | The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have promoted Kevin Chapman to the major league team. The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have sent Stu Lum to the minors. |
| 2094-04-01 | The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have promoted Stu Lum to the major league team. The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have designated Mick Cadaret for assignment. |
| 2093-04-28 | The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have acquired Stu Lum from the waiver wire. |
| 2093-04-18 | The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have waived Stu Lum. |
| 2093-04-08 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory and the San Francisco Big Russians. The San Francisco Big Russians receive Hal Calvert, Kevin Chapman from the Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory in exchange for Stu Lum, Art Cook, Draft Pick 2094 Round 2 SF (Warren Newman). Protest This Trade. |
| 2090-06-18 | A trade has been completed between the San Francisco Big Russians and the Detroit Crimson Tide. The Detroit Crimson Tide receive Draft Pick 2093 Round 2 SF (Pete Coomer) from the San Francisco Big Russians in exchange for Stu Lum. Protest This Trade. |
| 2087-08-29 | A trade has been completed between the Detroit Crimson Tide and the Cincinnati Crazy Canadiens. The Cincinnati Crazy Canadiens receive Kenny Lasorda from the Detroit Crimson Tide in exchange for Tony Clarke, Draft Pick 2090 Round 2 CIN (Stu Lum). Protest This Trade. |