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Ed ONeill League
5-5-2260
Nards Ballsheeze Third Base
Retired (2022, Age 41)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .287 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .810 Status Deceased (2068) Option Years 0  
H 3378 Age at Death 87 Date of Birth 05-06-1981
HR 356 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 20 years
(16 games)
RBI 1489
SB 772
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B+ LCS Appearances 1
3B A+ (100%) RF F  (0.1%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 8
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
1999 Away 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 .000
2003 Away 79 293 39 68 8 1 4 32 38 52 22 10 22 .632 .324 .307 .075 .232
2003 Home 79 299 41 73 16 2 3 19 24 47 20 11 15 .642 .301 .341 .097 .244
2004 Away 78 275 41 81 7 5 7 27 29 38 28 16 13 .799 .366 .433 .138 .295
2004 Home 80 297 49 95 15 7 12 43 25 53 24 8 16 .912 .373 .539 .219 .320
2005 Away 77 271 27 63 9 3 11 25 24 50 12 7 14 .704 .294 .410 .177 .232
2005 Home 81 296 41 77 10 5 7 43 42 69 24 13 9 .750 .351 .399 .139 .260
2006 Away 78 307 36 83 17 5 6 34 34 56 22 9 9 .764 .347 .417 .147 .270
2006 Home 80 300 43 85 9 5 7 39 40 56 28 10 13 .782 .365 .417 .133 .283
2007 Away 80 322 62 114 30 7 11 45 31 44 35 13 11 1.004 .411 .593 .239 .354
2007 Home 78 284 47 81 14 5 9 35 34 60 28 14 7 .831 .366 .465 .180 .285
2008 Away 81 302 40 87 16 1 10 30 27 50 23 8 3 .796 .348 .447 .159 .288
2008 Home 77 298 52 95 10 7 13 39 32 55 26 12 7 .916 .386 .530 .211 .319
2009 Away 72 283 40 82 9 0 8 30 37 52 17 11 6 .777 .371 .406 .117 .290
2009 Home 78 292 52 99 19 4 9 41 32 45 29 9 7 .932 .408 .524 .185 .339
2010 Away 81 294 54 95 15 2 17 58 24 59 10 4 12 .933 .372 .561 .238 .323
2010 Home 81 286 50 87 11 6 14 47 31 50 12 2 11 .903 .372 .531 .227 .304
2011 Away 79 294 40 83 12 7 10 48 35 48 17 3 6 .831 .359 .473 .190 .282
2011 Home 80 282 44 81 20 3 7 41 45 48 22 8 13 .838 .384 .454 .167 .287
2012 Away 78 303 48 81 11 6 10 34 34 53 8 12 5 .787 .345 .442 .175 .267
2012 Home 80 299 50 95 20 9 7 54 28 47 11 6 8 .897 .382 .515 .197 .318
2013 Away 77 320 68 101 16 1 12 48 37 60 20 4 9 .881 .397 .484 .169 .316
2013 Home 81 318 57 94 10 7 11 33 42 47 26 6 2 .851 .376 .475 .179 .296
2014 Away 78 328 63 103 17 3 16 51 29 46 14 9 7 .902 .371 .530 .216 .314
2014 Home 80 315 66 102 16 5 15 46 39 41 20 5 12 .947 .398 .549 .225 .324
2015 Away 80 324 59 80 17 6 15 41 36 59 13 3 6 .799 .323 .475 .228 .247
2015 Home 78 315 64 91 11 9 17 52 37 48 15 7 8 .905 .363 .543 .254 .289
2016 Away 79 295 56 87 15 5 14 43 39 51 21 12 7 .898 .376 .522 .227 .295
2016 Home 77 295 45 94 13 5 13 47 34 59 16 10 8 .918 .389 .529 .210 .319
2017 Away 79 299 40 93 19 3 6 31 34 54 25 16 9 .838 .383 .455 .144 .311
2017 Home 77 284 46 83 16 3 6 36 36 54 28 15 3 .815 .382 .433 .141 .292
2018 Away 75 274 28 81 15 4 5 29 25 44 26 7 7 .787 .353 .434 .139 .296
2018 Home 81 291 40 82 12 3 6 36 24 53 19 8 8 .744 .339 .405 .124 .282
2019 Away 77 289 29 81 15 4 4 41 31 58 8 12 5 .750 .349 .401 .121 .280
2019 Home 78 284 35 82 11 2 4 27 35 65 19 9 6 .753 .369 .384 .095 .289
2020 Away 76 297 32 84 11 1 3 31 33 52 17 19 7 .716 .359 .357 .074 .283
2020 Home 79 296 39 75 11 1 6 28 33 61 20 15 4 .691 .333 .358 .105 .253
2021 Away 76 303 44 82 15 2 8 38 32 46 13 11 8 .750 .337 .413 .142 .271
2021 Home 77 282 31 75 12 1 3 36 32 48 15 23 3 .690 .343 .348 .082 .266
2022 Away 75 249 26 60 7 2 6 18 15 48 10 7 9 .644 .287 .357 .116 .241
2022 Home 76 241 24 43 7 0 4 13 33 45 9 14 3 .539 .282 .257 .079 .178
Total Away 1556 5922 873 1689 281 68 183 734 624 1020 361 193 175 .803 .355 .448 .163 .285
Total Home 1578 5854 916 1689 263 89 173 755 678 1051 411 205 163 .816 .364 .453 .164 .289
Total 3134 11776 1789 3378 544 157 356 1489 1302 2071 772 398 338 .810 .359 .450 .164 .287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze now holds the league record for career games played.
2022-11-01Nards Ballsheeze has retired from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz
2018-09-12The Brooklyn ILuvBoobeez have removed Nards Ballsheeze from the trade block.
2016-07-09The Brooklyn Accent have placed Nards Ballsheeze on the trade block.
2009-09-22Nards Ballsheeze of the Brooklyn Accent is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2003-04-01The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Nards Ballsheeze to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Slim Ordaz to the minors.
1999-04-18The Brooklyn Accent have renamed Cuno Rabe to Nards Ballsheeze.
1999-04-11The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Benny Sutton to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Slim Ordaz to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Roy Kardow to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Carlos Morales to the minors. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Charlie Rolling to the minors.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.
1999-04-05The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Harry Smith to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Thornton Hannahs to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have promoted Dave Carney to the major league team. The Brooklyn Accent have sent Cuno Rabe to the minors.
1999-04-02The Brooklyn Accent have auto-promoted Cuno Rabe to the major leagues.