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Ed ONeill League
10-13-2253
Ed Pastornicky Third Base
Retired (2012, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .282 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .778 Status Deceased (2060) Option Years 0  
H 1676 Age at Death 85 Date of Birth 11-18-1975
HR 152 Drafted Round 2, Pick 19
(1997)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(108 games)
RBI 861
SB 140
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A- Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B  Velocity D+   Mentor vR A 
Speed B- Bunt C+ Control D    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 1
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2000 MIA
74
270
29
66
12
3
4
25
27
 38 0 3
10
 4 16
.666
.310
.356
.111
.244
2001 MIA
148
603
100
171
26
7
8
73
70
 104 1 3
22
 10 11
.747
.357
.390
.106
.284
2002 MIA
148
622
111
200
25
8
15
95
67
 101 2 2
29
 13 21
.848
.388
.460
.138
.322
2003 MIA
148
611
101
174
33
7
12
73
72
 105 0 1
26
 10 23
.780
.360
.421
.136
.285
2004 MIA
127
512
66
131
26
7
10
67
50
 79 4 1
10
 9 16
.719
.326
.393
.137
.256
2005 MIA
148
518
63
148
23
2
11
74
47
 87 5 2
7
 3 9
.751
.350
.402
.116
.286
2006 MIA
148
512
70
149
33
4
15
93
66
 76 3 5
6
 2 12
.831
.372
.459
.168
.291
2007 MIA
142
520
72
148
27
5
19
111
60
 92 2 5
7
 4 18
.823
.358
.465
.181
.285
2008 MIA
101
181
24
52
7
0
9
31
21
 28 2 2
3
 3 2
.839
.364
.475
.188
.287
2009 MIA
117
353
56
105
18
3
9
47
39
 63 3 0
11
 9 7
.814
.372
.442
.144
.297
2010 MIA
146
539
81
149
18
5
20
73
47
 95 2 3
3
 2 19
.775
.335
.440
.163
.276
2011 MIA
146
542
71
143
21
8
13
80
61
 74 0 4
4
 1 18
.740
.336
.404
.140
.264
2012 MIA
47
159
24
40
6
0
7
19
18
 31 3 0
2
 1 2
.760
.339
.421
.170
.252
Total
1640
5942
868
1676
275
59
152
861
645
 973 27 31
140
 71 174
.778
.353
.425
.143
.282
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Ed Pastornicky has retired from the Miami Lobster Tails
2009-07-27Ed Pastornicky of the Miami Ethiopan Clowns is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2007-09-03Ed Pastornicky of the Miami Face-Eating Zombies is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2004-08-23Ed Pastornicky of the Miami Face-Eating Zombies is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2000-05-29The Miami Face-Eating Zombies have promoted Ed Pastornicky to the major league team. The Miami Face-Eating Zombies have designated Pedro Giles for assignment.