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Thurman Munson League
7-27-2254
Simly Simpleton Left Field
Retired (2017, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .253 Total Rating   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .664 Status Deceased (2049) Option Years 0  
H 298 Age at Death 67 Date of Birth 11-07-1982
HR 20 Drafted Round 2, Pick 27
(2004)
Majors Svc Time 6 years
(72 games)
RBI 109
SB 26
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R Power vs. L Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt Control   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C- WS Appearances 0
2B (2.3%) CF A+ (96.6%)   Health LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF (84.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2007 Away 30 122 0 35 6 0 1 8 8 21 0 0 0 .697 .336 .361 .074 .287
2007 Home 39 133 0 25 4 0 5 9 17 24 0 0 0 .611 .280 .331 .143 .188
2008 Away 53 181 0 41 5 1 4 19 22 32 0 0 0 .644 .312 .331 .105 .227
2008 Home 48 164 0 38 3 0 2 14 10 23 0 0 0 .567 .280 .287 .055 .232
2009 Away 36 81 9 24 4 1 2 13 6 16 1 0 1 .789 .345 .444 .148 .296
2009 Home 46 117 9 30 4 1 0 16 8 14 0 2 3 .612 .304 .308 .051 .256
2010 Away 21 30 1 5 0 0 0 1 1 9 0 1 0 .360 .194 .167 .000 .167
2010 Home 24 37 6 12 1 1 0 4 5 11 0 1 0 .801 .395 .405 .081 .324
2014 Away 23 35 6 14 0 0 1 3 7 2 0 0 0 .986 .500 .486 .086 .400
2014 Home 24 48 5 16 3 0 1 6 0 7 0 0 0 .792 .333 .458 .125 .333
2015 Away 31 33 2 6 2 0 0 1 2 5 0 0 0 .471 .229 .242 .061 .182
2015 Home 36 34 7 10 1 0 1 6 6 7 1 1 0 .826 .415 .412 .118 .294
2016 Away 62 84 15 18 2 0 1 2 9 15 2 0 4 .564 .290 .274 .060 .214
2016 Home 63 79 15 24 6 0 2 7 8 12 2 0 3 .838 .382 .456 .152 .304
Total Away 256 566 33 143 19 2 9 47 55 100 3 1 5 .662 .321 .341 .088 .253
Total Home 280 612 42 155 22 2 11 62 54 98 3 4 6 .667 .317 .350 .096 .253
Total 536 1178 136 298 41 4 20 109 109 198 26 19 14 .664 .319 .346 .093 .253
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2017-11-01Simly Simpleton has retired from the New York Cannibals
2017-04-01The New York Cannibals have promoted Dave Harrison to the major league team. The New York Cannibals have designated Simly Simpleton for assignment.
2015-04-14A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia BodySnatchers and the New York Cannibals. The New York Cannibals receive Ernie Walls, Bill Giebel, Simly Simpleton, Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 PHI (Harry Sconiers) from the Philadelphia BodySnatchers in exchange for Mike Boddicker.
2014-03-25The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Fayne Blevens to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Lee Langley to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Simly Simpleton to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Dom Krieg to the major league team. The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have promoted Larry Donahue to the major league team.
2013-07-02The Philadelphia BodySnatchers have acquired Simly Simpleton from the waiver wire.
2012-05-22The Chicago Meat Packers have waived Simly Simpleton.
2011-04-01The Chicago Meat Packers have promoted Ron Monchak to the major league team. The Chicago Meat Packers have promoted Ed Batsch to the major league team. The Chicago Meat Packers have designated Ike McNamara for assignment. The Chicago Meat Packers have designated Simly Simpleton for assignment.
2009-05-13Simly Simpleton of the Chicago Meat Packers is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2008-04-26Simly Simpleton of the Chicago Meat Packers is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2007-06-21A trade has been completed between the Chicago Meat Packers and the St. Louis Tsunami. The St. Louis Tsunami receive Draft Pick 2008 Round 2 KC (Gary "No Prisoners" Brown) from the Chicago Meat Packers in exchange for Simly Simpleton.
2006-08-06The St. Louis Tsunami have placed Simly Simpleton on the trade block.
2006-06-21The St. Louis Tsunami have removed Simly Simpleton from the trade block.
2004-04-01The St. Louis Tsunami have renamed Paul Crompton to Simly Simpleton.
2003-06-18A trade has been completed between the Atlanta Harriers and the St. Louis Tsunami. The St. Louis Tsunami receive Draft Pick 2004 Round 2 ATL (Simly Simpleton) from the Atlanta Harriers in exchange for Manny Ramirez.