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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Commissioner Douchebag Left Field
Retired (2063, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .262 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .707 Status Retired (2063) Option Years 0  
H 402 Age 42 (OS 42) Date of Birth 01-28-2028
HR 22 Drafted Round 1, Pick 11
(2047)		 Majors Svc Time 10 years
(126 games)
RBI 194
SB 75
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L C  Velocity C-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt D- Control D    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF A- (82.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2051 CHA
119
173
22
41
5
2
0
16
17
 25 1 0
15
 6 3
.598
.309
.289
.052
.237
2052 CHA
143
267
34
76
10
4
6
34
23
 41 1 1
17
 8 2
.762
.342
.419
.135
.285
2054 NYN
9
7
2
1
0
0
0
0
2
 1 0 0
1
 0 0
.476
.333
.143
.000
.143
2055 NYN
6
8
1
1
0
0
0
1
1
 0 0 0
1
 0 0
.347
.222
.125
.000
.125
2056 NYN
13
31
3
6
1
0
0
1
1
 7 0 0
1
 0 0
.445
.219
.226
.032
.194
2057 NYN
43
72
8
19
5
0
0
11
8
 12 0 1
4
 0 0
.667
.333
.333
.069
.264
2058 NYN
47
100
15
24
7
0
4
15
12
 15 0 1
2
 1 0
.749
.319
.430
.190
.240
2059 NYN
37
115
11
27
4
1
1
16
11
 20 1 2
3
 1 0
.615
.302
.313
.078
.235
2060 NYN
35
86
6
15
4
3
1
9
6
 10 0 0
1
 0 0
.554
.228
.326
.151
.174
2061 NYN
53
109
13
38
4
4
2
18
14
 10 2 0
9
 2 0
.946
.432
.514
.165
.349
2062 NYN
160
565
59
153
25
5
8
73
69
 87 4 4
20
 5 4
.727
.352
.375
.104
.271
2063 BOS
1
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
1
 0 0
2.000
1.000
1.000
.000
1.000
Total
666
1534
174
402
65
19
22
194
164
 228 9 9
75
 23 9
.707
.335
.372
.110
.262
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2063-11-01Commissioner Douchebag has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2063-05-07The Boston Berklee College of Music have waived Commissioner Douchebag.
2063-04-18The Boston Berklee College of Music have designated Commissioner Douchebag for assignment.
2063-04-14The Boston Berklee College of Music have acquired Commissioner Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2063-04-01The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted German Lee to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted Lakes are still fucking deadly to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted Fred Maye to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted Howie Hibbard to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted Willie Madden to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have waived Commissioner Douchebag. The New York Ashcan Copy have waived Mister Sinister. The New York Ashcan Copy have waived The Flash (Jay Garrick). The New York Ashcan Copy have waived The Shaper of Worlds. The New York Ashcan Copy have waived Talia al Ghul.
2054-04-18The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted He"Brew Jewbelation 12 to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have promoted Commissioner Douchebag to the major league team. The New York Ashcan Copy have sent Lew Martin to the minors. The New York Ashcan Copy have sent Dave Loepp to the minors.
2054-04-18The New York Ashcan Copy have acquired Commissioner Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2053-05-14The Toronto Blue Notes have waived Commissioner Douchebag.
2053-05-14The Toronto Blue Notes have acquired Commissioner Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2053-05-01The Oakland Dollar Bills have waived Commissioner Douchebag.
2053-04-29The Oakland Dollar Bills have acquired Commissioner Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2053-04-16The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have waived Commissioner Douchebag.
2053-04-14The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have acquired Commissioner Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2053-04-01The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have waived Commissioner Douchebag.
2052-10-03The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have promoted Kyle Smith to the major league team. The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have sent Commissioner Douchebag to the minors.
2052-08-24The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have promoted Commissioner Douchebag to the major league team. The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have sent Tigger Spidey-Briefs to the minors.
2052-08-21The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have promoted I Miss Onur to the major league team. The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have sent Commissioner Douchebag to the minors.
2051-06-28The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have renamed Carl Cruz to Commissioner Douchebag.
2051-04-26The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Jason Williams to the major league team. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Carl Cruz to the major league team. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Nick Curd to the major league team. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have designated White Rascal for assignment. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have designated He"Brew Jewbelation 12 for assignment. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have designated A Three-Lettered Theme for assignment.
2049-04-14The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have acquired Carl Cruz from the waiver wire.
2049-04-01The Cleveland Riflemen have waived Carl Cruz.
2048-04-03A trade has been completed between the Oakland Dollar Bills and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Big Road, Carl Cruz from the Oakland Dollar Bills in exchange for Bishop Richard Allen.
2048-03-31A trade has been completed between the Cleveland Riflemen and the Oakland Dollar Bills. The Oakland Dollar Bills receive Big Road, Carl Cruz from the Cleveland Riflemen in exchange for Bishop Richard Allen.