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Jose Canseco League
3-25-1992
Zapp Brannigan Third Base
Retired (1985, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .277 Total Rating 70   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .794 Status Retired (1985) Option Years 0  
H 2589 Age 44 (OS 45) Date of Birth 06-22-1947
HR 357 Drafted Round 1, Pick 2
(1965)
Majors Svc Time 17 years
(37 games)
RBI 1438
SB 156
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 68 Contact vs. L 56 Endurance 55   Ldrship 58
Power vs. R 78 Power vs. L 80 Velocity 8   Mentor vR 100
Speed 67 Bunt 27 Control 5   Mentor vL 100
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 57 WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm 88 WS Appearances 0
2B 2 (2.7%) CF ---   Health 63 LCS Appearances 6
3B 100 (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 6
* League requires 75% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Series G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1974 LCS
7
27
4
8
1
0
1
3
2
6 0 0
1
0 0
.789
.345
.444
.148
.296
1975 LCS
6
25
2
6
0
0
1
4
0
2 0 0
0
0 0
.600
.240
.360
.120
.240
1976 LCS
7
28
1
9
1
0
0
3
1
3 0 0
0
1 0
.702
.345
.357
.036
.321
1978 LCS
7
29
3
7
3
0
0
2
0
5 0 0
1
0 0
.586
.241
.345
.103
.241
1979 LCS
6
23
5
5
2
0
0
2
3
4 0 0
1
0 2
.612
.308
.304
.087
.217
1981 LCS
4
15
1
2
1
0
1
3
1
3 0 0
0
0 1
.588
.188
.400
.267
.133
Total
37
147
16
37
8
0
3
17
7
23 0 0
3
1 3
.653
.286
.367
.116
.252
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1985-11-01Zapp Brannigan has retired from the St. Louis Greedy Atheists
1980-05-19Zapp Brannigan of the St. Louis Greedy Atheists is injured and is expected to be out 39 days.
1979-03-31A trade has been completed between the Kansas City G Monsters and the St. Louis Greedy Atheists. The St. Louis Greedy Atheists receive Zapp Brannigan from the Kansas City G Monsters in exchange for Barack Obama, Sr.
1973-08-28Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
1972-07-13Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
1971-06-13Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
1970-05-31Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
1969-03-25The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Zapp Brannigan to the major league team.
1967-04-11The Kansas City G Monsters have renamed (Phi)Hans Moleman to Zapp Brannigan.
1967-04-11A trade has been completed between the Kansas City G Monsters and the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron. The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron receive Graham Bearpig, Ed Suarez from the Kansas City G Monsters in exchange for Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, (Phi)Hans Moleman.
1967-04-01A trade has been completed between the Baltimore Ancients and the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron. The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron receive (Phi)Hans Moleman from the Baltimore Ancients in exchange for .
1966-03-31A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron and the Baltimore Ancients. The Baltimore Ancients receive (Phi)Hans Moleman from the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron in exchange for .
1966-03-31The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron have renamed Hans Moleman to (Phi)Hans Moleman.
1966-03-31The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron have renamed Mister Baseball to Hans Moleman.
1965-04-01The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron have renamed Bert Asbell to Mister Baseball.