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Jose Canseco League
3-25-1992
Zapp Brannigan Third Base
Retired (1985, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .277 Total Rating 70   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .794 Status Retired (1985) Option Years 0  
H 2589 Age 44 (OS 45) Date of Birth 06-22-1947
HR 357 Drafted Round 1, Pick 2
(1965)		 Majors Svc Time 17 years
(37 games)
RBI 1438
SB 156
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 68 Contact vs. L 56 Endurance 55   Ldrship 58
Power vs. R 78 Power vs. L 80 Velocity 8   Mentor vR 100
Speed 67 Bunt 27 Control 5   Mentor vL 100
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 57 WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm 88 WS Appearances 0
2B 2 (2.7%) CF ---   Health 63 LCS Appearances 6
3B 100 (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 6
* League requires 75% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1969 KC
151
579
78
150
23
4
16
78
58
 116 2 4
9
 7 11
.722
.327
.396
.136
.259
1970 KC
146
579
60
144
26
2
11
62
50
 123 1 3
4
 0 22
.666
.308
.358
.109
.249
1971 KC
136
534
78
137
15
2
20
81
52
 101 4 4
6
 0 26
.729
.325
.404
.148
.257
1972 KC
133
554
79
165
22
7
17
97
52
 104 2 7
9
 1 12
.811
.356
.455
.157
.298
1973 KC
139
500
70
142
18
5
11
59
37
 101 4 4
7
 3 17
.742
.336
.406
.122
.284
1974 KC
152
575
84
152
22
6
19
88
56
 96 2 4
3
 1 17
.752
.330
.423
.158
.264
1975 KC
153
610
89
165
23
3
24
97
56
 100 5 5
2
 0 17
.770
.334
.436
.166
.270
1976 KC
151
620
110
186
23
8
32
127
62
 108 1 4
2
 0 19
.880
.362
.518
.218
.300
1977 KC
151
621
113
185
33
6
32
87
71
 110 0 3
11
 5 16
.893
.368
.525
.227
.298
1978 KC
150
625
129
190
17
11
38
113
68
 103 4 6
8
 2 13
.921
.373
.549
.245
.304
1979 STL
150
602
100
168
33
7
28
109
59
 110 1 4
16
 8 9
.839
.342
.497
.218
.279
1980 STL
118
449
68
118
17
3
12
56
52
 78 2 2
15
 5 4
.735
.341
.394
.131
.263
1981 STL
150
571
92
163
33
3
22
86
60
 87 5 5
21
 8 19
.825
.356
.469
.184
.285
1982 STL
149
578
84
156
33
5
22
96
43
 93 2 2
10
 6 24
.780
.322
.458
.189
.270
1983 STL
148
544
82
155
33
5
20
82
60
 103 3 4
16
 10 11
.831
.357
.474
.189
.285
1984 STL
146
551
80
152
14
6
26
82
44
 94 1 2
11
 7 16
.794
.329
.465
.189
.276
1985 STL
114
251
27
61
11
2
7
38
23
 52 0 1
6
 2 14
.692
.305
.386
.143
.243
Total
2437
9343
1423
2589
396
85
357
1438
903
 1679 39 64
156
 65 267
.794
.341
.452
.175
.277
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1985-11-01Zapp Brannigan has retired from the St. Louis Greedy Atheists
1980-05-19Zapp Brannigan of the St. Louis Greedy Atheists is injured and is expected to be out 39 days.
1979-03-31A trade has been completed between the Kansas City G Monsters and the St. Louis Greedy Atheists. The St. Louis Greedy Atheists receive Zapp Brannigan from the Kansas City G Monsters in exchange for Barack Obama, Sr.
1973-08-28Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
1972-07-13Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
1971-06-13Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
1970-05-31Zapp Brannigan of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
1969-03-25The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Zapp Brannigan to the major league team.
1967-04-11The Kansas City G Monsters have renamed (Phi)Hans Moleman to Zapp Brannigan.
1967-04-11A trade has been completed between the Kansas City G Monsters and the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron. The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron receive Graham Bearpig, Ed Suarez from the Kansas City G Monsters in exchange for Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, (Phi)Hans Moleman.
1967-04-01A trade has been completed between the Baltimore Ancients and the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron. The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron receive (Phi)Hans Moleman from the Baltimore Ancients in exchange for .
1966-03-31A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron and the Baltimore Ancients. The Baltimore Ancients receive (Phi)Hans Moleman from the Philadelphia Baseball Squadron in exchange for .
1966-03-31The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron have renamed Hans Moleman to (Phi)Hans Moleman.
1966-03-31The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron have renamed Mister Baseball to Hans Moleman.
1965-04-01The Philadelphia Baseball Squadron have renamed Bert Asbell to Mister Baseball.