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Chipper Jones League
3-25-1979
Righty Facesmashery Right Field
Retired (1976, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating 59   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .748 Status Retired (1976) Option Years 0  
H 1112 Age 39 (OS 40) Date of Birth 08-30-1939
HR 164 Drafted Round 2, Pick 32
(1961)		 Majors Svc Time 10 years
(155 games)
RBI 646
SB 46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 59 Contact vs. L 35 Endurance 55   Ldrship 75
Power vs. R 75 Power vs. L 78 Velocity 8   Mentor vR 100
Speed 58 Bunt 33 Control 10   Mentor vL 100
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 52 WS Rings 0
1B 14 (14.0%) LF 55 (55.3%) Arm 53 WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health 28 LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF 100 (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
1962 LHP 35 98 20 4 1 1 4 4 22 .531 .235 .296 .092 .204
1962 RHP 86 297 82 14 1 14 45 26 56 .808 .336 .471 .195 .276
1963 LHP 63 115 23 6 1 1 9 9 35 .552 .256 .296 .096 .200
1963 RHP 126 373 96 12 6 10 54 23 89 .704 .302 .402 .145 .257
1964 LHP 47 75 21 3 1 4 15 7 16 .848 .341 .507 .227 .280
1964 RHP 115 314 70 8 0 6 41 32 55 .604 .298 .306 .083 .223
1965 LHP 49 64 13 1 0 2 3 7 11 .594 .282 .312 .109 .203
1965 RHP 122 272 71 13 1 11 40 27 48 .766 .329 .438 .176 .261
1966 LHP 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 .000
1966 RHP 9 14 3 3 0 0 1 1 0 .695 .267 .429 .214 .214
1969 LHP 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1.000 .500 .500 .000 .500
1969 RHP 20 36 9 0 1 2 6 1 3 .742 .270 .472 .222 .250
1970 LHP 13 13 2 0 0 0 1 0 2 .297 .143 .154 .000 .154
1970 RHP 149 414 111 20 1 19 64 43 66 .794 .336 .459 .191 .268
1971 LHP 21 25 11 2 1 1 7 2 3 1.220 .500 .720 .280 .440
1971 RHP 142 443 127 21 6 20 72 39 70 .844 .348 .497 .210 .287
1972 LHP 27 30 8 0 0 1 4 6 6 .772 .405 .367 .100 .267
1972 RHP 145 467 139 23 6 33 105 43 86 .941 .356 .585 .287 .298
1973 LHP 19 17 4 1 1 1 5 3 3 .938 .350 .588 .353 .235
1973 RHP 140 424 101 19 3 17 65 40 93 .721 .303 .417 .179 .238
1974 LHP 30 38 11 2 0 1 2 3 10 .778 .357 .421 .132 .289
1974 RHP 133 433 100 8 2 14 55 37 75 .647 .291 .356 .125 .231
1975 LHP 25 46 12 2 0 0 5 1 12 .575 .271 .304 .043 .261
1975 RHP 121 202 50 11 3 3 26 20 36 .689 .312 .376 .129 .248
1976 LHP 16 27 7 1 1 1 9 4 6 .825 .344 .481 .222 .259
1976 RHP 37 80 20 5 1 2 7 7 17 .723 .310 .412 .162 .250
Total LHP 348 554 133 22 6 13 65 47 126 .672 .300 .372 .132 .240
Total RHP 1345 3769 979 157 31 151 581 339 694 .759 .321 .438 .178 .260
Total 1450 4323 1112 179 37 164 646 386 820 .748 .319 .430 .172 .257
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1976-11-01Righty Facesmashery has retired from the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians
1969-04-03Righty Facesmashery of the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
1968-10-03The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have promoted Righty Facesmashery to the major league team.
1968-03-25The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1967-04-14The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-05-24The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Tony Moore to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Carl Hilgendorf to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have sent Righty Facesmashery to the minors.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-07-05Righty Facesmashery of the Chicago Censored Jews is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1963-04-28The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Hap Edmonston to Righty Facesmashery.
1962-05-19The Chicago Censored Jews have promoted Hap Edmonston to the major league team. The Chicago Censored Jews have designated Ray Carling for assignment.
1962-05-19A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the Chicago Censored Jews. The Chicago Censored Jews receive Hap Edmonston from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Draft Pick - 1963 Round 3 (CHA).