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Chipper Jones League
3-25-1979
Righty Facesmashery Right Field
Retired (1976, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating 59   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .748 Status Retired (1976) Option Years 0  
H 1112 Age 39 (OS 40) Date of Birth 08-30-1939
HR 164 Drafted Round 2, Pick 32
(1961)		 Majors Svc Time 10 years
(155 games)
RBI 646
SB 46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 59 Contact vs. L 35 Endurance 55   Ldrship 75
Power vs. R 75 Power vs. L 78 Velocity 8   Mentor vR 100
Speed 58 Bunt 33 Control 10   Mentor vL 100
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 52 WS Rings 0
1B 14 (14.0%) LF 55 (55.3%) Arm 53 WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health 28 LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF 100 (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
1961 Minors 22 65.00 5 / 11 2 / 6 7 / 8 9 / 10 5 / 8 10 / 10 12 / 12 50 / 65
1962 Minors 23 18.00 1 / 3 0 / 1 2 / 2 0 / 1 2 / 4 3 / 3 4 / 4 12 / 18
1962 Majors 23 52.73 120 94 0 1 / 5 5 / 7 4 / 5 4 / 8 3 / 12 9 / 9 6 / 6 32 / 52
1963 Majors 24 70.05 162 112 0 5 / 12 2 / 9 2 / 6 8 / 15 2 / 9 9 / 9 10 / 10 38 / 70
1964 Majors 25 53.30 135 59 27 0 / 4 1 / 9 0 / 7 6 / 10 1 / 4 3 / 7 6 / 12 17 / 53
1965 Majors 26 49.91 162 9 0 0 / 8 2 / 4 7 / 11 4 / 8 1 / 7 2 / 5 4 / 6 20 / 49
1966 Minors 27 45.00 1 / 7 2 / 5 0 / 4 1 / 5 1 / 6 6 / 9 2 / 9 13 / 45
1966 Majors 27 5.11 24 3 0 0 / 1 1 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 1 2 / 2 3 / 5
1967 Minors 28 1.00 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 1
1967 Majors 28 8.00 0 / 3 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 2 1 / 8
1968 Minors 29 56.00 2 / 9 0 / 11 1 / 5 0 / 8 1 / 10 3 / 8 1 / 5 8 / 56
1969 Majors 30 6.39 21 6 21 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 2 0 / 0 0 / 2 0 / 0 0 / 2 0 / 6
1970 Majors 31 60.27 162 108 0 0 / 9 0 / 6 0 / 8 1 / 11 0 / 6 0 / 13 1 / 7 2 / 60
1971 Majors 32 61.11 162 116 0 0 / 6 0 / 8 0 / 10 0 / 10 0 / 9 0 / 6 0 / 12 0 / 61
1972 Majors 33 61.49 162 117 0 0 / 7 0 / 8 0 / 6 0 / 13 1 / 12 1 / 6 0 / 9 2 / 61
1973 Majors 34 56.83 162 107 0 -3 / 9 -3 / 6 -2 / 3 0 / 9 -8 / 6 -2 / 13 -2 / 10 -20 / 56
1974 Majors 35 62.92 162 119 0 0 / 6 -7 / 8 -3 / 10 -4 / 10 -1 / 9 0 / 11 -2 / 8 -17 / 62
1975 Majors 36 43.71 162 47 0 -2 / 8 -3 / 2 -1 / 10 -3 / 6 -8 / 3 -1 / 6 -2 / 8 -20 / 43
1976 Majors 37 28.23 162 25 0 -4 / 5 -5 / 7 -3 / 5 -2 / 2 -6 / 4 0 / 4 -2 / 1 -22 / 28
Total 1758 922 48 6 / 113 -3 / 100 14 / 102 24 / 127 -6 / 112 43 / 120 41 / 125 119 / 799
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1976-11-01Righty Facesmashery has retired from the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians
1969-04-03Righty Facesmashery of the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
1968-10-03The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have promoted Righty Facesmashery to the major league team.
1968-03-25The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1967-04-14The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-05-24The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Tony Moore to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Carl Hilgendorf to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have sent Righty Facesmashery to the minors.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-07-05Righty Facesmashery of the Chicago Censored Jews is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1963-04-28The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Hap Edmonston to Righty Facesmashery.
1962-05-19The Chicago Censored Jews have promoted Hap Edmonston to the major league team. The Chicago Censored Jews have designated Ray Carling for assignment.
1962-05-19A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the Chicago Censored Jews. The Chicago Censored Jews receive Hap Edmonston from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Draft Pick - 1963 Round 3 (CHA).