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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Dear God, Please Make It Stop Right Field
Retired (2052, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .264 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .759 Status Retired (2052) Option Years 0  
H 1480 Age 55 (OS 56) Date of Birth 05-01-2014
HR 211 Drafted Round 2, Pick 23
(2032)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(71 games)
RBI 837
SB 108
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B+ Velocity C-   Mentor vR A 
Speed A- Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A- WS Rings 0
1B D- (4.4%) LF A+ (96.9%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 0
2B A- (76.8%) CF ---   Health D+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2040 TEX
118
474
72
123
17
4
18
75
47
 89 1 4
1
 1 11
.751
.325
.426
.167
.259
2041 TEX
117
501
71
144
19
4
18
61
39
 90 2 1
1
 0 7
.790
.341
.449
.162
.287
2042 TB
91
251
41
67
7
4
10
44
18
 43 1 4
6
 2 10
.760
.314
.446
.179
.267
2043 TB
125
480
67
136
27
4
12
55
39
 80 1 2
21
 2 21
.768
.337
.431
.148
.283
2044 TB
104
403
62
124
24
8
20
85
24
 81 0 2
11
 2 3
.901
.345
.556
.248
.308
2045 TB
135
523
78
139
25
4
28
97
60
 95 0 2
14
 6 5
.830
.340
.489
.224
.266
2046 TB
135
531
79
127
14
4
23
74
47
 111 1 4
13
 3 3
.711
.300
.411
.171
.239
2047 TB
135
528
73
135
19
3
20
67
59
 99 1 1
14
 2 1
.748
.331
.417
.161
.256
2048 TB
131
443
65
113
13
10
18
64
33
 86 1 4
7
 4 12
.757
.306
.451
.196
.255
2049 TB
108
416
46
97
17
6
10
56
28
 83 0 4
4
 2 8
.654
.279
.375
.142
.233
2050 TB
110
447
59
126
12
3
22
82
29
 90 1 4
6
 4 6
.794
.324
.470
.188
.282
2051 TB
119
458
64
114
20
6
10
63
30
 112 2 5
8
 3 7
.679
.295
.384
.135
.249
2052 TB
39
144
15
35
6
2
2
14
14
 31 2 2
2
 2 3
.669
.315
.354
.111
.243
Total
1467
5599
792
1480
220
62
211
837
467
 1090 13 39
108
 33 97
.759
.320
.439
.174
.264
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2052-11-01Dear God, Please Make It Stop has retired from the Tampa Bay Villains
2052-06-20The Tampa Bay Villains have promoted ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia to the major league team. The Tampa Bay Villains have promoted Kerry Von Erich to the major league team. The Tampa Bay Villains have designated Swamp Castle for assignment. The Tampa Bay Villains have designated Dear God, Please Make It Stop for assignment.
2052-05-29Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Tampa Bay Villains is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2050-07-14Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Tampa Bay Villains is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2049-06-28Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Tampa Bay Villains is injured and is expected to be out 39 days.
2048-07-07Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Tampa Bay Villains is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2043-08-24Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Tampa Bay Villains is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2042-09-18Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Tampa Bay Villains is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2042-03-26Tampa Bay Reality has drafted Dear God, Please Make It Stop #13 overall in the Expansion Draft.
2041-04-08Dear God, Please Make It Stop of the Texas Vagaries is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2040-04-01The Texas Vagaries have promoted Hjiacked Team to the major league team. The Texas Vagaries have promoted A Three-Lettered Theme to the major league team. The Texas Vagaries have promoted Dear God, Please Make It Stop to the major league team. The Texas Vagaries have designated Tim, a Journey of Love for assignment. The Texas Vagaries have designated Lennie Small for assignment. The Texas Vagaries have designated Noe Isurugi for assignment.
2032-09-07The Texas Vagaries have renamed Jim Troedson to Dear God, Please Make It Stop.