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Jose Canseco League
3-25-1992
Stupid Sexy Flanders Starting Pitcher
Retired (1970, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.61 Total Rating 62   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 201-162 Status Retired (1970) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age 58 (OS 59) Date of Birth 08-28-1933
K 2572 Drafted Round 2, Pick 24
(1951)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(102 games)
IP 3419.2
WHIP 1.31
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 5 Contact vs. L 7 Endurance 62   Ldrship 55
Power vs. R 3 Power vs. L 2 Velocity 73   Mentor Val 74
Speed 41 Bunt 37 Control 52
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 14 WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm 37 WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF ---   Health 2 LCS Appearances 4
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
* League requires 75% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
1955 KC
6
 3
13
13
1
0
0
 0
85.0
 93 40 39 2 30
44
1.45
4.13
1956 KC
7
 16
36
36
0
0
0
 0
228.1
 240 124 113 2 96
165
1.47
4.45
1957 KC
8
 18
37
37
1
0
0
 0
237.0
 228 132 107 5 93
192
1.35
4.06
1958 KC
12
 18
35
35
4
0
0
 0
259.0
 230 103 92 3 94
190
1.25
3.20
1959 KC
6
 23
36
36
6
0
0
 0
264.1
 293 149 131 1 104
224
1.50
4.46
1960 KC-MIL-NYN
14
 12
37
36
1
0
0
 0
256.1
 231 116 102 8 102
196
1.30
3.58
1961 NYN
9
 15
37
37
0
0
0
 0
263.0
 263 125 112 3 95
204
1.36
3.83
1962 NYN
13
 11
36
36
0
0
0
 0
253.1
 232 117 102 4 84
183
1.25
3.62
1963 NYN
14
 10
37
37
0
0
0
 0
259.1
 227 105 88 3 98
228
1.25
3.05
1964 NYN
13
 8
31
30
0
0
0
 0
206.1
 196 99 95 4 83
150
1.35
4.14
1965 KC
21
 4
27
27
0
0
0
 0
196.0
 157 64 61 5 75
136
1.18
2.80
1966 KC
22
 6
32
32
0
0
0
 0
229.2
 194 87 79 5 72
177
1.16
3.10
1967 KC
25
 4
36
36
0
0
0
 0
261.2
 204 76 71 0 92
180
1.13
2.44
1968 KC
18
 4
29
29
0
0
0
 0
204.2
 165 69 67 5 72
150
1.16
2.95
1969 KC
8
 9
27
27
0
0
0
 0
184.0
 188 94 87 4 84
132
1.48
4.26
1970 KC
5
 1
26
0
0
0
3
 3
31.2
 47 26 24 1 8
21
1.74
6.82
1992
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
201
 162
512
484
13
0
3
 3
3419.2
 3188 1526 1370 55 1282
2572
1.31
3.61
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1970-11-01Stupid Sexy Flanders has retired from the Kansas City G Monsters
1968-07-09Stupid Sexy Flanders of the Kansas City G Monsters is injured and is expected to be out 39 days.
1965-03-31A trade has been completed between the Kansas City G Monsters and the New York Gimps. The New York Gimps receive Inappropriate Name from the Kansas City G Monsters in exchange for Stupid Sexy Flanders.
1964-05-29Stupid Sexy Flanders of the New York Gimps is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
1960-05-05A trade has been completed between the New York Gimps and the Milwaukee Drunks. The Milwaukee Drunks receive Comrade Hardrada from the New York Gimps in exchange for Stupid Sexy Flanders.
1960-04-28A trade has been completed between the Milwaukee Drunks and the Kansas City G Monsters. The Kansas City G Monsters receive Joe Lerchen, Cliff Beckley from the Milwaukee Drunks in exchange for Stupid Sexy Flanders, David Loun.
1956-03-25The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Paul Knowlton to the major league team. The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Geoff Best to the major league team. The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Thomas Magee to the major league team. The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Stupid Sexy Flanders to the major league team.
1955-07-13The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Bert Reilly to the major league team. The Kansas City G Monsters have sent Stupid Sexy Flanders to the minors.
1955-03-31The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Everett Chance to the major league team. The Kansas City G Monsters have promoted Stupid Sexy Flanders to the major league team.
1954-03-31The Kansas City G Monsters have renamed Renton to Stupid Sexy Flanders.
1952-03-31The Kansas City G Monsters have renamed Phillip K. Dick to Renton.
1951-04-21The Kansas City G Monsters have renamed Harry Aberson to Phillip K. Dick.