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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
The Flushable Happy Third Base
Retired (2038, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .273 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .762 Status Retired (2038) Option Years 0  
H 360 Age 67 (OS 68) Date of Birth 12-16-2002
HR 27 Drafted Round 3, Pick 33
(2024)		 Majors Svc Time 6 years
(16 games)
RBI 142
SB 40
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B- Bunt D+ Control D    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A- (80.6%) Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B F  (1.2%) LF D  (17.2%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 1
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2026 CHN
4
6
0
3
1
0
0
3
2
 1 0 0
0
 1 0
1.292
.625
.667
.167
.500
2027 CHN
5
4
2
1
0
0
0
0
1
 1 1 0
0
 0 0
.750
.500
.250
.000
.250
2033 CHN
140
142
19
31
3
3
3
15
20
 22 0 0
2
 3 3
.660
.315
.345
.127
.218
2034 CHN
152
139
24
27
9
2
4
16
24
 20 0 1
1
 2 1
.685
.311
.374
.180
.194
2035 CHN
153
173
22
56
12
0
3
17
19
 34 0 1
7
 5 3
.834
.389
.445
.121
.324
2036 CHN
145
617
116
182
36
3
10
69
73
 98 3 0
18
 7 13
.784
.372
.412
.117
.295
2037 CHN
130
149
26
39
7
3
5
17
13
 15 1 0
8
 5 0
.775
.325
.450
.188
.262
2038 CHN
94
89
10
21
4
0
2
5
16
 13 0 0
4
 5 1
.701
.352
.348
.112
.236
Total
823
1319
219
360
72
11
27
142
168
 204 5 2
40
 28 21
.762
.357
.406
.133
.273
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01The Flushable Happy has retired from the Chicago TURDS!
2033-04-01The Chicago Abs - TURDS! have renamed Joe Shellenback to The Flushable Happy.
2033-04-01The Chicago Abs - TURDS! have promoted Joe Shellenback to the major league team.
2027-04-09The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Louis Riel to the major league team. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have sent Joe Shellenback to the minors.
2026-09-22The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted The 4th Crusade to the major league team. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Joe Shellenback to the major league team.